BTS FUNNY STORY (tagalog version)

PART 13

BTS Tagalog convo:
(KAPAG NA LATE NG PASOK)
[JOONIE]
Teacher: Mr. Kim Namjoon? Why are you late?
Namjoon: Ha?
Teacher: Why are you late?
Namjoon: Kasi di ako maaga.
Teacher: Answer me in right way!
Namjoon: ME IN RIGHT WAY~
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[TATA]
Teacher: Taehyung, why are you late?
Taehyung: Mahabang kwento po.
Teacher: Why are you late!!!
Taehyung: Nakatira pa po ako sa Planetang Mars, eh ang hirap sumakay ng taxi don kaya nag lakad nalang ako papunta dito.
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[JINIE]
Teacher: Hoy!
Seokjin: A-Ako po ba?
Teacher: Yes, why are you late?
Seokjin: Because of the gravity of the earth.
Teacher: Ayusin mo ang sagot mo!!
Seokjin: I'm Worldwide Handsome~ *Flying Kiss*
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[NOCHU]
Teacher: Mr. Jeon? Why are you late?
Jungkook: Malayo pa po kasi ang bahay ko..
Teacher: Eh saan ka ba nakatira?
Jungkook: Ma'am, sa puso niyo po..
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[HOBI]
Teacher: Why are you late?
Hoseok: Kumain pa po ako..
Teacher: Kumain? Ikaw, kumain ng halos isang oras?
Hoseok: Bakit ma'am, kapag kumain ka ba ng damo, malulunok mo agad? DIBA HINDI!
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[CHIM]
Teacher: Bata, bakit ka na late?
Jimin: Kasi po pina ambush ko lahat ng nagtatanong sakin na kung bakit ako late lagi..
Teacher: ...
Jimin: Bakit, may problema po ba?
Teacher: You may now take your sit.
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[SAVAGE]
Teacher: Why are you late, Mr. Min?
Yoongi: ...
Teacher: Hoy! Bingi ka ba? Ha? Why are you late?
Yoongi: You don't care.
Teacher: Ano? Bastos na bata to ah!
Yoongi: Yeah, bastos ako.. Gusto mong tirahin kita?!
Teacher: ...
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~Bangtan846