deadfool

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R we in love yet?

What? No, why would you think that? You've literally spent the last hour mispronouncing my name. If that's love then you're a fool.

No.

No what?

No u da fool

How?

U deadFOOL (You're dead fool)

*checks pulse*

*cuts off hand* :)

Well then

;) u dont know if u dead if u cant check yo pulse deadfool

It deadpool

Oh okay

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