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SpicyHoney (LOMOWNS)

(Again, for Loblaster!!! This will be what was happening while Blue and Fell were downstairs~)

Carrots POV

I was getting sick & tired of all the noise downstairs. Even I couldn't sleep. It sounded like my brother and Fell were playing... Minecraft?

I was laying in my bed, like I always do. Shirtless with a cigar in my mouth.

Whatever. Edge was sleeping in the guest room next to mine. He probably couldn't sleep either.

Suddenly, my bedroom door slammed open. There, standing was Edge. He looked mad. 

He spoke, "why is your brother so loud!? My pet wouldn't dare speak louder than normal to me, or else he would have trouble!!!"

I replied, "meh. I don't try to reason with my bro about his voice, seeing as he could probably kill me if he had the chance."

Edge only looked confused. He started.. blushing!? That's when I remembered that I was shirtless... Crap. I could have at least had a tank top!!

I looked at him. I actually was thinking of trying something. I sat up on my bed & stared him in the eyes, & tried to look as handsome as possible, which, not to brag, isn't that hard.he blushed more, & started sweating. 

That's when I made my move. 

(Start le lemon- oh dear God)

I pinned edge against my wall, & closed the door with my foot. He looked at me, his blush growing more per second. I licked my lips(?) & Told him, "if they get to be loud downstairs, why cant we be loud up here~?"

I started licking his neck, & heard him moan in pleasure. I grinded him, hearing him take a shaky breath. I think he was ready~ 

I ripped off his scarf, & tore off his shirt. I began licking & nipping on his ribs, slowly making my way towards his soul. I heard him moan loudly, clearly asking for more. I reached down for his soul, & started rubbing it. He made a noise which satisfied me. I saw a glowing in his pants. I took off my pants, & his. I saw his huge (oh God I don't wanna type this... Screw it I've sinned already.) Dick. I made an entrance isntantly. "Are you ready?" I asked. He nodded his head yes & twisted around so I was on the wall. He shoved his entire length into me, without a warning. I moaned loudly, in both pain & pleasure. He kept on thrusting, showing no sign of stopping. After about 30 seconds, he cam. I came soon after.

We both layed on my bed, & got rid of our parts. I cuddled up to him.

"I love you, Edge."

"I love you too, orange abomination"

(Oh dear God, I have sinned...)