Zodiac Signs

65. Who the Signs think deserved better in Infinity War

Aries: Everyone except Thanos

Taurus: The avengers, the guardians, and everyone in between, minus Thanos

Gemini: Literally fucking everyone but Thanos

Cancer: All the humans and all the non-humans without the purple ballsack

Leo: Everyone alive at the start of the movie besides barney on crack

Virgo: All the characters who aren't ugly rats & try to turn their daughters into deadly weapons

Libra: Everyone Peter Parker considers as his friends

Scorpio: The ones trying to save the universe without killing half of it like a dumbass

Sagittarius: Anyone whose name doesn't rhyme with shanos

Capricorn: The characters without a stone kink

Aquarius: Your unproblematic and problematic faves, aside from The Problem himself

Pisces: Every infinity-gauntlet-less being in existence