It was the green bastards birthday and FeeOwna wanted to suprise him because for some reason she loved the ogre. Feeowna asked for Dhonkee's help but dhonkee didnt give two shits about his so called "best friend" as he was gettin like so much older anyway.
"Dhonkee why are being an asshole?" FeeOwna shouted once Dhonkee said no.
"Bitch im an asshole what animal did you think i was" Dhonkee retorted rather proud of himself. FeeOwna stormed off in a rage, Dhonkee thought "someones on their period".
Shortly after Sherek turned up at Dhonkee and Draghoon's house were their fucked up flying draghoon-dhonkee kids were playin and sherek was out of breath and dhonkee laughed at the fat,green ogre.
"FeeOwnas like so pissed with you i dont know what you've done but DAMMMMN" Sherek panted.
Dhonkee laughed so hard he fell over which is kinda easy if you got four legs "First Sherek You gotta loose weight you wider than the kingdom of far,far away and two she a hoe."
LIKE 3 WEEKS LATER
Dhonkee"Lego Man I Wanna drink." But sherek is still too fat to fast so e wobbled back to his shithole of a home as dhonkee huffed. Once they were inside everyone screamed "SUPRISE" and sherek was sort of happy but he saw that there were 36 presents, "LAST YEAR THERE WERE 37!" sherek screamed.
FeeOwna tried to reason with him sayin they were bigger but sherek was havin none of it, Not today, Not on his freakin birthday. "ARE YOU STUPID YOU BETTER GET ME TWO MORE GOD DAMN PRESENTS OR IM SENDIN YOU BACK TO THE TOWER WHERE YOU FUCKING BELONG!"
And then FeeOwna left sherek and he said he didnt want her crusty self near him anyways.
