Give her weed and I will END YOUR LAIFU

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Eva: ...

Eva and Pet: *both in bad time mode for different reasons*

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Eva and Pet: *both in bad time mode for different reasons*

Pet: If you DARE even so much as INSULT MILORD I will RIP OUT YOUR SOUL and SHRED IT INTO ITTY BITTY BITS!!!

Eva: Giver her a trace of fucking weed and I will END YOUR LAIFU HONEY!!!

Honey: ... I don't even got weed. I have cigarettes. Eva banned drugs before I could come in here.

Disbelief: Why is... why is everyone mad?

Reaper: I don't like this. Can we all calm down.

Pet: THIS FANGIRL WAS TALKING TRASH ABOUT MILORD!!! 

Eva: I'm good, but Pet calm down. She's just saying have a little self confidence.

Pet: IM NOT MAD BECAUSE OF WHAT I ENDURE, IM MAD BECAUSE ITS NOT HIM IM ENDURING IT FROM!!!

Disbelief: Pet?

Pet: NO!!! NOBODY CALLS ME PET BUT HIM!!! *storms away*

Reaper: ... Should I go after him, have Edge do it, or have Eva do it? I don't think you'd be the best idea, Disbelief. This isn't something you can solve.

Disbelief: Oh, okay...

Edge: You want me to go in there to comfort him!? I can barely keep Puff happy, how can I change him! I volunteer Reaper and Eva!

Disbelief: Well, it's best that you two go. You're the best at comforting here other than Shift. They're cleaning up the kitchen.

Eva: Got it. Let's go Reaper.

Reaper: Right.

Honey: ... that went well?

Edge: Better than I would have thought, nyes.

Disbelief: Now we just wait and see.

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