Adventures Of sherek Vol. 3

The Experience

After the crash, dhonkee and sherek awoke inside the theme park, naked.

it came as a mystery as to how they got Into the lark, as it was closed, and empty, no staff, no public, there wasn't even any rats in the restaurants.
They both took a look around customer services and saw a sign that said 'pis off' (borderlands pun intended) next to a sleeping cash machine operator, dhonkee, in his infinite wisdom, tapped the jackass on his head, he fell of the chair, lost his hat, revealing his decayed, rotten, green face, it almost resembled sherek to be quite honest.

Sherek Grabbed Dhonkee's Tail by Force, yanked him back and told him to stay the fuck back. Dhonkee Pulled the most sour face ever, he looked like he had had enough of Sherek's shenanigans.(And sucked on a lemon for three hours, yes, the same lemon) I'm sure if dhonkee could drive, (which for the record, he can't) he wouldn't drive home, he'd drive Sherek's Olive Green Ass over, and potentially kill him.

Anyway, back to that guy on the floor, the green-as-fuck one, yeah him, he was naked too, but he was missing one vital thing (no, not his penis, you filthy bastard. yes, you), he had no *Dun dun duuuun* nametag, so they had to make a nickname for him 

''Let's call him Gary'' Said Sherek, Thinking he was clever.

''No let's fucking not'' Replied Dhonkee.

The Pair Sat Down, One on the floor, the other on that dude's chair that Dhonkee, Very rudely pushed him off, and they discussed names, they were there for a very long time, so long in fact, Sherek Contracted Cancer of the *insert random body part here* and Dhonkee Died of old age, very old age.