Makoto: If he makes me late again I am gonna give him such a tongue lashing! There's gotta be a better phrase for that...
(Makoto arrives at Miss Tamura)
Makoto: Morning, Miss Tamura.
Tamura: Good morning, Makoto. Here, you can take this to your boyfriend.
Makoto: Heheh, he's not my boyfriend!
Tamura: You're not fooling anyone, dear.
(At Haru's house)
(Makoto rings the doorbell intensely)
Makoto: Haru? Are you home? It's me! Makoto? ... Okay, I'm gonna break in!
(Makoto breaks into Haru's house)
Makoto: Don't be naked! Are you in here?
(Haru's bathroom)
Haru: Don't come in.
Makoto: Okay, I'm coming in! Also, you're gonna need a new back door! I broke in again.
Haru: There was a spare key under the mat.
Makoto: There was just a swimsuit!
Haru: I don't see your point.
Makoto: Just get out of the tub.
(Makoto stares at Haru's swimsuit /that he had on in the tub/)
Haru: Dude, are you okay?
Makoto: We're gonna be date—LATE!
(Later when walking to school)
Makoto: So anyway, I regain consciousness, there's cops everywhere, Nagisa's covered in blood, got an ice pick... Ha-ha, it was kind of a weird Tuesday!
Makoto(thinks): I wonder what Haru's thinking about.
Haru(thinks): Oh you like that, don't you, you dirty fucking ocean. Oh, you can't wait for me to get inside you, huh? Huh? Oh you fucking slut, you're so wet!
Makoto(thinks): Probably swimming.
(School Bell Rings)
Kid 1: I'm gonna be late for anime school!
(In the classroom)
Miho: Miss Nanase Haruka?
(Class laughs)
Makoto: Ma'am Haru's a guy.
Kid 2: Yeah, you wouldn't have a crush on him otherwise!
Makoto: Shut up.
Miho: Well, since you were absent yesterday Haru, I'm Amakata Miho, your new homeroom teacher. But that doesn't really matter because I'm basically pointless in this show.
Makoto: Let's go eat lunch!
(In the hallway)
Haru: I'm just saying, is it illegal if I'm in my own pool?
Makoto: I don't know... It sounds illegal, but—
Nagisa: What's up, sluts? Guess who just got out of prison?
Makoto: Sluts?
Haru: Prison?
Makoto and Haru: Huh? Nagisa?
Nagisa: Yeehhh!
