Clowning it out

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People say I'm good at writing stories but idk so I'm gonna go and see if you like it

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Woah tavi uh how can I say this in the nicest most possible way I can with out being mean at all but you look like a clown spot on

Yes vinyl I know that .and I am being paid lots of money to do a kids birthday parties now since you posted that video of me drunk being funny

Bwhahaha you octavia melody being paid wait you octavia melody the high class pony being paid to dress up as a clown and how much you gettin paid 30 bucks hahaha

Actually vinyl scratch the DJ I am getting paid 1,000 bucks and hour and what are you getting paid huh nothing aren't you

Actually Tavi uh I'm getting paid nothing at the moment but I get paid to DJ and I get 3,000 an hour so ha ha

But vinyl how many hours do work huh because I work 6 hours a day 7 days a week so that's 30,000 dollars I get only a week plus princess celestia pays me to play at the grand Galla and you only got paid to play at the wedding

Bwhaha so after your little clown party we have a rap battle or you to chicken bak bak bak

YOUR ON VINYL CAUSE IM GONNA WIN you little dib shit

After octavia got paid and came home to there house the rap battle started

Tavi, you like to act like you're proper with class,

But we've all seen how you longingly look to the brass.

Your recolor looks better than you ever could,

And she didn't speak, only fiddled 'bout wood!

See, just like your music your act has grown old,

And what's with that collar? Do you do what you're told?

Try to rap against me and you'll meet your demise,

I'm so beloved people argue 'bout my eyes!

You believe this would rustle even part of my style,

But I saw your affronts coming from over a mile.

I've preformed before thousands while you're on your comp,

Mixing up that rubbish and looking for a romp!

Your "methods" are brutish and quite without grace,

You cannot replace talent by dropping a bass!

Your mark may be a music note, it is true,

But I would not be shocked if it was just a tattoo!

Oh Tavi, I didn't know that you could be this rude!

Unable to unwind, you insufferable prude?

I'm the only one here to pick up some boyfriends,

Since the closest you have to curves is when your bow bends!

You think that a stage will give you fortune and fame?

Yet you live in a cellar, not a cent to your name!

I'm the queen of the wubs and ponies faint when I'm near,

While you're just a barista that no one wants to hear!

You know nothing of fame, my garish roommate,

And I don't have curves because I watch my WEIGHT!

I've been classically trained in both music and verse,

You are not my equal, you are my inverse!

You wear indigo glasses to look like a DJ,

Too bad no one shows up when you actually "play".

You lost before you started, and they will all agree,

This battle is over, DJ Owned-By-Me!

Authors note:

That's the end if you want me to write another one comment below and it's a short story and comment who you think one in think tavi

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