Cam- You: This sand is so soft...
Cam: What? Y/N Where are you!?
You: The park....I tink...
Cam: I think that's grass bby...is it green?
You: OHG YESSS HOW DID YOU KNOE?!
Cam: Omg Y/N, you're drunk...I'll be right there
Shawn- You: WHY WOULD YOU SPILL VODKA ALL OVER MY DRESSSS!?
Shawn: Babe? What happened? I'm at home...
You: YOU SPILT VODKA ON MY DRESS YOU DUCKING SLUt
Shawn: Babe....I'm coming to pick you up from the party, okay?
You: DON KILLS MI VIBE BITCH.
Taylor- You: BABEE COME PICk me UP
Taylor: Why? The party isn't fun?
You: YAH I JUsT REllY WANA FCK YOOOOUUUU
Taylor: kk, I'm coming....but you're going straight to bed...
You: YOU CANT CONTROLE ME DiCKTAITOR
You: SEE wHAT I DID DERE.? HEHE
Taylor: Oh god...-.-
Nash- You: asdfghjkl
Nash: Y/N? wtf?
You: ur sah asdfghjkl
You: You sexi
You: Like ZAAAYYYUUUMM
Nash: Alright, baby...I think you've partied enough...Coming to pick you up...
You: OkAI CAN YOU MAKE MEH PIZZA ROLLS?
Nash: Sure :)
Matt- You: YOU LOOK SO PERFECT STANDING THERE IN MY AMERINCAN APPERAL UNDERWER.
Matt: Ummm...? You okay?
You: YAS I JuST RELLI LOVE THAT SONGGG
You: Ur really cute...
You: I love yoouu Matchew!!
Matt: I love you too bae....I'll be over to pick you up rn
You: CAN WE MAKE OUT?
Matt: Yeah, babe :)
Jack J- You: Ur SAH HAWT
JJ: Thanks? You're pretty sexy yourself ;)
You: Can WE DUCK?
You: I MEAN FUCK?
JJ: Umm, baby...Are you drunk or high?
You: A LITTLE BIT OF BOTH. LOLOLOLLOL
JJ: kay, I thought so...I'm coming to pick you up...
You: Okay
You: CAN WE STLL FUCK THO?
JJ: maybe tomorrow, okay?
You: OKai
Jack G- You: I juSt sawww diz rally big cucumber.......„...It reminded me of sumthin ;)
You: (It's ur dick,...LOL)
JG: Y/N HOW MUCH HAVE YOU DRANK?!
You: IDK MAN, STAHP YELLING..
You: I JUST REALLI WANT THE D
JG: OMG, what have you done with my innocent Y/N?
You: IDK man, ask the vodka, not me....
Carter: You: I THINK I JST DIEDDDDD
Carter: What? Babe, what's wrong?
You: I JUST LOST MY PIZZA AND IT HURTSSO BADD
Carter: I'll pick you up and we can get more pizza, okay?
You: OAKY.
You: CAN WE GET TACO BALLS 2?
Carter: Taco bell? Yeah sure :) lol
Aaron- You: AND I SAID HEY! IT'S A WONDERFUL TIME TO PLAY!
Aaron: Is that the intro song to Arthur?
You: IDK I THOUGH IT WAS A ONE DIRECTION SONG!?
Aaron: Oh My Gosh, YN...You're wasted -_-
Sam-You: DOES YOU gotta BAE OR NAH
Sammy: I do...are you drunk
You: WHO THE FUCK IS THIS WHORE FUCKING WITH MY MAN?
Sammy: Um...it's yoouu?
You: Oh, my bad...
Hayes- You: POO BEAR, I JUST MET A MALE STRIPPER
Hayes: Y/N WHERE ARE YOU?
Hayes: WHO?
Hayes: ARE YOU DRUNK
You: Oh, never mind...it was just sammy...
Hayes: Oh my gosh -_-
Dillon- You: WE GON PARTY BUCKWILD LOOK AT SHAWTYYYY BUCKWILD...
Dillon: Babe? Are you okay?
You: YEAH BABY, I'M GREAT
You: I THINK I HAD LIKE 8 VODKA?
Dillon: Oh gosh...I'm gonna go and pick you up.
You: OR NAH
Jacob- You: WILL YOU BE MY MCM?
Jacob: I'm your boyfriend? Are you drunk, Y/N?
You: NO JACOB1 ARE YOU DRUNK? NO? EXACTLY GOSH
Jacob: Okay...coming to pick you up...
You: no GOSH LEMME LIVE MY LIFE HATER!
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For all you Jacob, Sam and Dillon lovers out there. This is off Tumblr btw. I'm just not as obsessed with Magcon anymore. But I feel bad so I am still bringing you content.
I'm more into 5 Seconds Of Summer and Ed Sheeran. Ya. Sorry guys. I still love you. Bye.
- Olivia 💕
PS. It's okay to hate me for not being obsessed. I don't really care.
