Disclaimer:
Baekhyun Is Better Than Bacon: Bruce, Barry, do me a favor and do my disclaimer.
Batman: *ignores Baekhyun Is Better Than Bacon* Just get in the car. I'll explain everything on the plane.
Flash: The plane? What are your superpowers again?
Batman: I'm rich.
Baekhyun Is Better Than Bacon: Alright y'all, y'all are both pretty but can you please do my disclaimer?
Batman: I'm rich. Like, really rich. You know I can just buy everything you have, right?
Flash: Yea that dude has A LOT of money. You also know that I can just hack your computer, right?
Baekhyun Is Better Than Bacon: *scoff* Y'all, in this world, I'm the boss. I can make you die right where you're sitting, you know that? Now do my disclaimer or I'll shove a Parademon down your throat!
Flash: *gulps* Baekhyun Is Better Than Bacon doesn't own Percy Jackson or me or Cyborg or Wonder Woman or Aquaman or Superman or -
Batman: Of course she doesn't own me. I belong to no one.
Baekhyun Is Better Than Bacon: *drains Bruce Wayne's bank account*
Batman: *gets a call*
Banker: Sir, it seems that your bank account has just dropped to zero...
Batman: WHAT?! *glares at Baekhyun Is Better Than Bacon* RETURN MY MONEY!
Baekhyun Is Better Than Bacon: *scoff* I didn't know you liked money so much. Say my disclaimer and I'll return your money.
Batman: *glares*
Flash: *gulps* Just do it, man. It's not like it'll do any harm.
Batman: *mutters* It'll harm my reputation.
Baekhyun Is Better Than Bacon: *smirks* Don't worry. It won't tell anyone.
Batman: *grumbling* Baekhyun Is Better Than Bacon doesn't own Percy Jackson or the Justice League.
The Whole World: *gasp* Bruce Wayne just took orders from someone!
Batman: YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE!
Baekhyun Is Better Than Bacon: I didn't tell them. They witnessed it.
Batman: Why do you do this too me?!
Baekhyun Is Better Than Bacon: Cause it's really a lot of fun. Don't worry, I'll let you have your peace now. *returns Bruce Wayne's money and makes the world minus the Justice League forget the whole Bruce-Wayne-just-took-orders-from-someone! ordeal*
Batman: *gets a call*
Banker: Very sorry, sir, but it seems that it was all just a misunderstanding.
Batman: *looks at Baekhyun Is Better Than Bacon and grumbles* Thank you.
Justice League: *gasp*
Batman: *glares at Baekhyun Is Better Than Bacon*
Baekhyun Is Better Than Bacon: *snicker* Sorry man, I'm not letting them forget this!
Batman: WHY YOU-
Flash: Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, chill out there, man! Baekhyun Is Better Than Bacon, just get on with the story.
Baekhyun Is Better Than Bacon: Why, thank you, Barry! On with the story!
In the beginning of time
Before the universe was created, one man floated in nothing for millions of year in pure darkness. Whenever he woke, he would wake only to be reminded that he was forever alone, drifting aimlessly in the dark and empty space for eternity.
That was until one day, he thought of a woman that could be his perfect wife. He started to create her with a piece of his essence. Before long, he had created a fine young woman with silky black hair and white eyes filled with power.
At first, they were both very happy. The woman had named herself Chaos and the man, The Unknown.
Unknown found his wife crying in her sleep one day, whispering for a greater purpose.
Unknown loved Chaos so much, he kissed her and took away all influence he had had on her and made her believe that she was the first being, soon to be the creator of a great creation.
Unknown slipped away into a universe created by him for him to live without being noticed by chaos his true love.
He was never heard from again.
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Percy the Unknown
AdventureKronos took revenge. Percy is The Last Legacy. The gods have sent him to another dimension to keep him safe. On the new Earth, Percy meets the Atlanteans, though none know what he is. They don't know that he is their lord. When Batman comes for Aqua...
