Must be love on the minge

titties

Eugene POV

issa lovely sunny day uno suns out birds are singing and my man needs a chocolate darling. i already got me a milky way, Barbara Nate, but she jus too flat for me. i need dose curves nice slick bun and those melons. 😍😍👅 i need that woman to satisfy me when i'm shivering like a penguin, she can warm me up with her minge juice. not to mention a big batty gal who is faithful.. barbara keeps sticking her minge in everyones rocket and its getting to dat time once again when i'm getting to da point where i can't truss people again ffs.🙄 goodbye to a few (aka barbara)... 

"barbara im sorry innit but we gotta part ways it juss aint gonna work innit b"

"eugene, after errything i did for u. i been dere for u every step of da way when all them ops dropped u i was there"

"sorry innit b🤐"

Barbara starts balling her eyes out and runs out the house.

Barbara POV

Eugene is fully a wasteman. Bmt I had enough of this my life is so shit. My friends were round my house that same night and so basically I left my beloved friends in the house at 1am bc my suicidal ass thought it'd be great night to go die. So after a while j decided to get on a tube to embankment. Contemplated jumping off the bridge for a whole while. I was approached by a drunk dude who asked for money and drugs who tried to hold my hand near a club. He asked to touch my minge and when he did it was wet. His name was Sam, he was 30 and a chef and his gay husband Dante left him too. We held hands and together, jumped off embankment in perfect harmony.....

Eugene POV

Rahhhh bmt is finally free to find a chocolate darling. Im on my way to the club and see a hella fine girl on the tube posing for snapchat stinging her tongue out and pouting to all the boys. Her titties are sagging and are the size of Neptune 😍😍 those melons could demolish me anyday. I make my way to her and try to chat to her real quick but she got her hand on her minge moaning loud and softly. My rocket started to shoot up as I looked at her in awe, fantasising what that minge could do. Feeding her big rusty rancid sweaty musty stinky minge to all the kids in Africa by grating it with a cheese grater into their mouths really got me feeling another way... I move closer and reach my hand for the big, big, big round fiery biscuits, baps, coconuts, Yorkshire puddings, bangers, cream pies, iced gems, bacon hangers, chips and dips and fried eggs that were her boobs.🏀 I could play with those all day

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Stay tuned for the next chapter, "confrontation" hope you liked it xx