A creepy man invited me into his white van with black tinted windows. He said he had candy. I agreed because candy sounded delightful and then... he shut the doors. And he gave out a evil chuckle. I was unsure, but he promised for candy. It smelled musky and fowl. I looked at him, and he turned on the light and then I asked for the candy.
"Where's the candy at?" I asked, worried that I wouldn"t get my candy. I looked at him and he did another laugh. He in fact did not give me the promised candy..... instead;
He gave me spinach!!!!
