When I woke up at 6:00 the next morning, I thought that I would just watch the early morning news. It turned out that there was a breaking news story about another man from Watertown who had been murdered. He also had the same name as me. Almost instantly, I thought, "I'm next, aren't I?"
Next thing I knew, two cars had pulled up in front of my grandmother's house. The woman that I was talking about earlier came out of one, and the man came out of the other.
As I was looking out of the window, I heard three knocks on the door. I went into the kitchen, and grabbed a knife out of the drawer and went to open the door.
As the woman took aim at me, and was about to pull the trigger, the man had shot her, temporarily disabling her. That's when I found out...she was no human being, this was a machine. This was because it sparked rather than bled.
After that, I heard the man yell, "Get in before she gets back up!" Without hesitation, I grabbed my phone and the knife and got in the front passenger seat of his Aston Martin.
"Who are you?", I asked. He would then tell me a little bit about himself.
"My name is Bond, James Bond.", he explained.
"Agent 007, MI6. Here to protect you. In 1964, Disney sent a robot into the future to assassinate you because your daughter will sue them to bankruptcy because of a ride at an amusement park owned by Disney that will seriously injure her."
"What ride was it-I mean will it be?", I inquired.
"It will be after Disney purchases King's Island in Ohio and renames it Disney Isle Midwest. The ride will be the Eiffel Tower Drop, which will open despite numerous complaints."
"What about this robot?" I asked him.
"They deliberately modeled it after your greatest fears. Disney built it under the code name 'Disnet Model D-101'. It's techniques of killing make it virtually un-defeatable." he further reasoned. "It cannot be reasoned or argued with. It does not explain it's objectives to human beings. It feels no pity, pain, nor remorse."
Brrrrrring! A sound which I heard from his wristwatch sounded throughout the vehicle. As soon as he picked up, he said, "What is it, base, this is agent 007 talking to you from Christmas 2018."
