TAMATO PULLIED OUT AND SIGHED "THAT WASA PREETY HOT NO? "
MCYIFF SAID: "YE
AND THEN MS BUTT DIED OUT OF NOWHERE AND EVERYONE WAS SAD :(((((
MR CUMCUMBER OR PICKLE OR WHATEVER THE FUK HIS NAME IS BECAME ERECT WHILE STARING AT MS BUTT'S BODY IN THE OPEN CASCET
THE YIFF WADDLED HIS CUTE ASS UP TO CUMCUMBER AND SAD: I CAN TAWKE CARE OF THAT 4 U
"BUT I DONT LIKE WOLFS
"EXCUSE ME CUNT I AM A SQUIRREL." THE YIFF REPLIED
"SORRY :(((
"YOU BEING A BIGOTED CUNT HAS MADE ME HARD
"BUT YOU HAVE NO PEEN
"I AM A HERMAPHRODITE"
"BUT YOU STILL HAVE NO PEEN
"I CUT IT OFF
"WHY"
"BECAUSE IT WAS SMALL AND EMBARRASING" THE YIFF CRIED
TOMATOO SCOOTED ACROOS ZE FLOOR AND STARTED YODELING AND EVERYONE JOINED IN THE SEXY RITUAL
THE CHANT WENT AS FOLLOWS:
I got a feelin' called the blues, oh, Lord
Since my baby said goodbye
Lord, I don't know what I'll do
All I do is sit and sigh, oh, Lord
That last long day she said goodbye
Well Lord I thought I would cry
She'll do me, she'll do you, she's got that kind of lovin'
Lord, I love to hear her when she calls me sweet daddy
Such a beautiful dream
I hate to think it all over, I've lost my heart it seems
I've grown so used to you somehow
Well, I'm nobody's sugar daddy now
And I'm lonesome, I got the lovesick blues
ALL OF A SUDDEN TOMATOE GOT RLLY HORNY AND STARTEDD MONING
"OH YIFF-CHAN, I NEED THE BUTT SEX
"OKEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
Yiff-sama stared into Tomato-chan's shimmering black eyes, pulling out his strap-on that he bought from target. Tomato-chan cooed, watching as Yiff-sama scanned their exposed body.
"Are you sure you are ready to go through with this?" Yiff-sama said, a worried tone hovering in his voice.
"Yes, Yiff-sama. I need you inside me!" Tomato-chan smiled. Tomato-chan knew that they were only using a dildo attached to a belt, but his excitement deluged him with drunk-like feelings.
Tomato-chan had been waiting for this all his life, the day that Yiff-sama would finally learn to love him for what he was. Not a celebrity, but a normal tomato.
Yiff-sama smeared vanilla-flavored lube all over the strap-on, and rubbed some of the lube onto Tomato-chan's ass. Yiff-sama then began to finger Tomato-chan, stretching and bracing his ass for the rubber surprise it was about to receive.
"This might hurt for a moment, but I promise it will get better, ok?" Yiff-sama sighed.
Tomato-chan nodded and got into position.
Before Yiff-sama could penetrate Tomato-chan, the door suddenly burst open, revealing the silhouette of a tall creature.
"Yiff-sama?" The creature said, with a strong scottish accent.
"Shrek-senpai, i-it's not what it looks like!! I assure you I can explain all of this!" Yiff-sama panicked.
Tomato-chan stared at the tall figure in wonder. How could Yiff-sama know this man?
"I thought you were mine, Yiff-sama. How could you betray me like this? What about our children?" Shrek-senpai cried.
Silence swept over the room.
"I'm sorry it had to be this way," Shrek-senpai sighed as they pulled out a pistol. "Life isn't fair, is it?"
Tomato-chan dragged himself off of the bed. He wasn't going to die, not now. He ran towards the door, and was stopped by the ogre.
"Goodnight."
BANG
And that, friends, is why you should never fuck a yiff.
