do hogwarts students start the year wondering what shit harry is going to fuck up this time??
bitch .. I do not want your bf nobody wants your bf that is why he is with you.
I hate liking someone I dont have a chance with
worst three words in math 'show your work'
saying 'what' but then realising one second after what the person said
99.9% of my sentences start with: oh my god, yeah, no, basically, wait, so yeah, like, you know, oh, uh, um, what, well.
saying something and then realising it sounded really sexual
sometimes I grab my boobs because well I can
reading your friends status and thinking 'ha! I know exactly who thats about!'
I speak 4 languages
English profanity sarcasm and real shit
