A discussion about symphilis.

あなたはギリシャの梅毒について何を言わなければならないのですか？!!!

   The three men where all sending messages to each other in a group chat. But not ordinary messages, Japanese messages.
Basically they just typed random stuff on Google Translate™ and then translated them in Japanese.
   Giorno and Polnareff already knew some japanese so they typed in stuff for Avdol or translated what Avdol was saying. The egyptian man started talking about a famous japanese singee, Reol. All three of them LOVED her. Avdol would often sing some of her songs (mostly 'Give me a break, Stop now').

"あなたはオマンコです" said the egyptian man out of nowhere. Soon Polnareff could make out what that was saying, but as soon as he started typing, Giorno replied.

"THAT LITERALLY JUST MEAN 'YOU'RE A PUSSY'" said the half italian-japanese teenager. Avdol did the basic-white-girl thing and replied with 3 laughing emojis. Soon after, Avdol again sent something in Japanese.

"彼女は歩行者のペニスを見ることになるので、エリーニは振り返るのを恐れている" said the egyptian man once again. Everybody could tell that Giorno was doing a cringy muda sound on the other side of the screen becaude the next thing he said was in caps-lock.

"HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT PENIS WHICH SCARED ME I CAN'T READ THIS." said the innocent teenager. Polnareff then persuaded into translating his friend Avdol's text

"...Giorno is too scared to look back because if he does he'll see his brother's dick..." replied Polnareff, being close into bursting into tears of laughter. All of them laughed, but Giorno laughed a bit more nervously.

  It was now Polnareff's turn to send something. Since managing to speak English, French and Chinese was hard, his Japanese writting was a lil' crappy. So he instead decided to use Google Translate™ (which was a huge mistake).

"あなたはギリシャの梅毒について何を言わなければならないのですか？" said Polnareff in a single text. Now, i should mention that Avdol and Polnareff have many inside jokes. Avdol would often ask random people ehat they think about the civilization of greece because he enjoyed the weird looks he would get from different people. Polnareff wanted to surprise Avdol and make him laugh a bit. Avdol was not feeling good since Iggy had passed away... So his pals Polnareff and Giorno wanted to cheer him up.

"Wait, is that something about symphilis?🤔😂" said Avdol confused but at the same time kinda amused.

"what no???" said Polnareff furious but still laughing about his friend's comment.

"um pol im pretty sure you wrote something wrong man..." said Giorno confused and scared.

"No you guys???? I wrote 'what do you have to say about the SYMPHILIZATION of greece'" said Polnareff serious.

There was a moment of silence before both Giorno and Avdol spammed the group chat with laughing emojis. Polnareff was confused but couldnt help but laugh along.

" why are we laughing?? 😂😂😂" said Polnareff still confused but still laughing.

"POLNAREFF IT'S CIVILIZATION" said Giorno while spamming with laughing emojis again. Polnareff then realized that speaking many different languages could be a trouble. He started laughing at his own mistake but he truly felt great that he made his friend Avdol cheer up. They all started laughing so hard that Avdol wanted to call Polnareff and Giorno to laugh with them because they couldnt take it anymore.

The end UwU