HE'S INTO HER Jokes

Bullies

Aimee: Enough Rosalie we're here to talk to this fat girl! hahaha are you in the mood to talk now?
Max: I'm sorry, I'm a little bit busy. Can I ignore you later?
Aimee: what?!
Max: tss are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
Choco: hoy taguro--- *tumayo si Max* ano papalag kana ngayon?!
Max: sige pero idadamay ko ang girlfriend mo.
Aimee: honey forget it. let's go.
Rosalie: yeah right may proficiency exam pa tayo. Ahh Michiko kung ikaw siguro ang magtetake ng exam ko paniguradong number 1 palang bagsak nako! hahaha
Max: alis nga jan! *hinawi noo ni Rosalie gamit palad*
Rosalie: how dare you touch me!
Max: mageexam kapa diba? alis!
Rosalie: ha! you! you think you're good enough? baka hindi mo rin maipasa ang exam ko!
Max: malamang ahead ka saken eh. Hintayin moko maipapasa ko yan.. kasabay mo
Aimee: if you took our proficiency exam, the results would be 'missing' hahaha
Max: if you took an IQ test, the results would be 'negative'
Aimee: ha! you think I'm an idiyit?
Max: no, because calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people
Aimee: w-what?!
Max: brains aren't everything Aimee, in fact in your case they're nothing
Aimee: h-ha! y-you!!! you're gonna---
Max: shut the fuck up Aimee! I'm eating! yung laway mo baka tumalsik sa food ko!
Aimee: h-ha! kaya ka tumataba e! dahil ang takaw mo! magsama kayo ni Migz at BJ pare-pareho kayong matataba!
Max: I maybe fat but I can exercise. Kung iinsultuhin ba kitang pandak, magagawan mo ng paraan ang pagtangkad mo?
Aimee: A-arrggghh! let's go!