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Liked by @JordanxMelone & @Natisacat and 478,992 others... 22,882 comments
@wherearetheavocados: I'm hopelessly and madly in love with some hot chic I don't even know on instagram. send help please.

@RANDOMUSER: Eat my p*ssy! :)

@RANDOMUSER: LMAO WTFFF^!!😂🤣🤣😭

@RANDOMUSER: that Jordan bitch is ugly af.

@RANDOMUSER: I'm happy for you Bil even tho u don't know her 😩😩

@JordanxMelone: I wonder who that person could possibly be? 🤔😛

@wherearetheavocados: sweet baby Jesus. hey gorgeous ;) @JordanxMelone

@JordanxMelone: you're more gorgeous.🤤 Dm me?

@wherearetheavocados: HELL FUCKING YES I WILL! @JordanxMelone

DM between @JordanxMelone & @wherearetheavocados

@wherearetheavocados:
hey ur hot and I'm in love wit u

@JordanxMelone:
I feel flattered.

@wherearetheavocados:
don't people say this type of shit to you all the time?
I mean you're fucking gorgeous.

@JordanxMelone:
No not really. I usually get called other things that never really have anything to do with being "gorgeous."

@wherearetheavocados:
they're fucking crazy if they don't think so.
So your names Jordan Melone?

@JordanxMelone:
yep. Just letting you know I'm gay lol.

@JordanxMelone:
So Billie Eilish?

@wherearetheavocados:
mmm interesting and YEEEE I'm Billie fucking Eilish also known as the girl who's really down to fuck you lol.

@JordanxMelone:
yoooo. you really have no boundaries.

@wherearetheavocados:
shit sorry. I always do this shit to pretty girls nd end up scaring them away. fml

@JordanxMelone:
I never said that I didn't like it. you're down to fuck lol?

@wherearetheavocados:
wowowow that really turns me on for some reason

@wherearetheavocados:
fuuuuckkkkk what's your number?

@JordanxMelone:
It's (123)-456-7890 :)

@wherearetheavocados:
thanks pretty lady. Where you from?

@JordanxMelone:
I'm from Los Angeles hbu?

@wherearetheavocados:
YOOOO MEEEE 2 WHAT IN THE SHIT

@wherearetheavocados:
how OlD IS U B?

@JordanxMelone:
I'm 16. I turn 17 October 24 :)

@wherearetheavocados:
me n u belong together just let it happen babe.

@JordanxMelone:
okay baby

@wherearetheavocados:
ima say ily and u have to say ilyt just so ik how it feels alright babe?

@JordanxMelone:
Anything for you princess.

@wherearetheavocados:
fuckkkksjfjsndiskd

@wherearetheavocados:
ily❤️

@JordanxMelone:
Ilyt❤️

@wherearetheavocados:
that felt pretty fucking good let's get married.

@JordanxMelone:
LMAO FUCK IT

@wherearetheavocados:
We love sisters who don't give a shit together.

@JordanxMelone:
I'm tired and want to sleep but I must eat TAKISSSSS.

@wherearetheavocados:
I'M LOSING MY FUCKING SHIT EJFIWNCJWKFNDNFJWJKWLSNFK!!!




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