Teacher: At this time there was a lot of slavery and there were only a few people who did something against it. You know anyone?
Me: *looks up* I know someone!! *look at my friend*
Friend: *nods*
Both: *start singing*
Show time, show time
Yo, I'm John Lauren's in the place to be
Two pints o' Sam Adams, but I'm workin' on three, uh
Those redcoats don't want it with me
'Cause I will pop chick-a pop these cops till I'm free
Teacher: So, who is it?
Me: John Laurens with a black battalion!
Teacher: are you ok?
Me: *cries hardly*
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