The Cool Kid

Chapter One

~ Dave Strider P.O.V ~

 "Hey guys, you will never believe it" I said in a cool way like always.

"What" John and Jade had said at the same time.

"I'm coming up to Washington".

"For a visit?" Rose asked.

"Oh no man, for good".

"Oh sweet dude!" John yelled getting overly excited.

"Yeah, I guess bro got job...yeah I don't know"       

"What job"? Jade asked.

"Uhhh...lets not talk about it."  Lets just say it was something involving all of those dumb ass plush puppets and i really didn't want to talk about it.

"Anyways guys i have to go"

"Okay bye Dave" John said followed by the other byes from Jade and Rose.

As I got off my computer, I totally forgot how much packing I still had to do.

"DAAVE" I heard bro yell at me.

"WHAT"

"COME HERE"

"FIIIINE"

Then I was about to walk out of my room, then I tripped over a box.

"BRO, really...stop putting your fucking boxes in front of my door".

"Sorry lil' man".

When I got up, I noticed bro was standing in front of me. But just not standing there, but standing there in his "manly" underwear. I really hate it when he does that, and its not even manly. They look like woman's patties that are bright pink with rainbow dash on his fucking bulge. And the most uncomfortable part is that rainbow dash is like starring at you down with a winky face.

"I know you like what you see"  Bro said in a uncomfortable seductive voice.

"dfklghselr uhhhhhh...dude no...put on some pants on."

"HAHAHA anyways I just wanted you to know that we are leaving tomorrow around 6"

"WHAT...but bro I haven't even started to pack..."

"Calm down...we have all night and some time in the morning...and we are taking the plane while the rest of stuff will be moved by truck or something". 

"Uggh okay".