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Ch 3- #Wtf

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Ch 3- #WTF

After rushing to the bathroom I locked the door and slid down the smooth exterior as tears slowly fell from my eyes. I can't believe I stooped to her level.

"I can't believe it either" Looking up I came face to face with the last person I ever want to see on this earth. Alex freaking Parker. "Last time I checked this was the girls bathroom Alex or please correct me if I am wrong" Standing up I begin to wipe my eyes with the bottom of my kitten shirt as Alex just smirks at me with his arms crossed.

"Well last time I checked this was the boy's bathroom" Looking past his shoulder I see the urinals and blue stalls. Damn it not again, this is the third time I have walked into the boy's bathroom. Well at least this time someone is not using the urinals. #scarred for life.

"I'm sorry Parker but now is not a good time for you to be making fun of me" I say as I walk over to the napkins and blow my nose out.

"First of all that was totally disgusting, secondly, I just want to apologize for Bianca's behavior." Alex begins to give me a sad smile as he combs his 'gorgeous' brown hair with his hand.

What has this world come to? First I am embarrassed on Instagram by my devil of a sister. Then I fall off the bus in front of everyone on it. After that my English teacher assigns me next to Asshole- I mean Alex, and if that wasn't enough I was confronted in front of the whole entire school by Bitchy Bianca. Now the Alex Parker is apologizing to me! What the freak of nature is going on in my life!

Scoffing I glare at the one boy I cannot stand. "Why are you apologizing for Bianca when you weren't even there?"

"Well babe, word travels fast in this school"

"I am not your babe so don't call me that" I whisper yell as I tried to push him out of my way only to land on top of him in a very not so platonic position. His blue eyes suddenly deepened as he pushed a strand of hair out of my face.

"Sorry" I mumbled while he stood up and dusted himself off. "Its okay Amara" Well isn't this awkward. When I fell on him, I actually felt something other than hatred. I don't know what the feeling was but I no longer had the urge to strangle him anymore.

"Look, I'm apologizing for Bianca because part of her going crazy for coco puffs is my fault. I kind of complained about being partnered to you and since I'm her boyfriend-which I am totally not- she felt obligated to defend me."

I couldn't believe my ears. Day in and day out all this dude has done is caused hell for me and he just found out what my name was today! "So you're telling me that Bianca went crazy for coco puffs because of you and your undying hatred for me? Listen here jerk face; I should be the one complaining because you have it good-"

"Whoa, Whoa, Whoa slow your roll chica. I said that I was part of the reason why she went berserk on you. The other part is because the bitch just hates you" Shrugging Alex gives me a lopsided smile while I imagine myself once again throwing him into the ocean by the side of our school.

"You sir are freaking unbelievable" With that I successfully push him out of my way and leave the boy's bathroom only to be caught red handed by Alfred giving me a disapproving look,."Oh shut up Alfred, I know you cheated during that chess tournament". Pretending to punch him he flinches and begins to scurry away to fifth period. That should teach him not to give me that look for a while.

Walking down the hallway I see Liam and Farah laughing loudly.

"And so the penguin says, dude he's not an eggplant, he's retarded!" After Liam says the last line to the joke from Orange is the New Black, Farah begins to fall to the ground and clutch her stomach. While trying to help her up my other best friend falls to the ground clutching his stomach as well. Rushing over to them I first help up Farah and then Liam. Which took me about five minutes or so to do because as he was about to fall again instead of grabbing the end of the locker he grabbed my ponytail.

"Once again Mari I am so sorry about me pulling you ponytail." Liam looks at me with a pout on his face.

"Its fi-"

"Can someone say yaga?" Farah says as she begins to laugh hysterically again. This time Liam and I didn't wait for her to cool down again as we began to walk away from her while she tried to catch up with us.

"Where's Farah" I question as we kept walking. "Oh we lost her about two minutes ago when she bumped into an opening door" Well someone can be a little insensitive. Playfully hitting his stomach I grab his hand as we stopped in the middle of the hallway.

"Shouldn't we go check up on her in the clinic? After all she is our friend Liam"

"Nah she's fine Amara lets just keep walking to debate class." I wasn't really sure if it would be right to leave Farah but it seemed like he had something really important to say. I am going to so regret this tomorrow.

"After that cafeteria incident, I have been meaning to ask if you were okay because after you left Farah was about to Sharkeisha Bianca if I hadn't held her back."

"I'm okay Liam, and I have been meaning to say thank you to you and that fiery red head everyone calls Farah. Without you guys I have no idea what I would have survived three years in this school." With that I deeply embraced one of the people I love only to be yelled at by Alexander Parker.

"Get a room you guys!" Breaking up our embrace I glare deeply at our school's bad boy only to have Liam drag me into our debate class.

"Don't let him get to you Amara" My friend whisper yells while I try to find the Zen in me.

Once again, what the freak of nature is going on in my life?