One big...happy...family

Gary isn't a gear!

Gary:
*Shakingly worried
P-pl-please man I've got gun's, money,women even if most of them are dead or rabid from testing elemental effects on them!...just please don't hurt me!

Kriegs towering over Gary in the back as if a parent were towering over their baby's cot.
Krieg admires the vehicle and ignores Gary whilst trying to soak in its textures.

(Krieg):
This technical is a head hunter huh, We may need him to drive this fo-

Krieg:
ENOUGH TALK!
UNLEASH THE BEAST! I wanna feel my Flesh flaps catch wind, Make it hum it's violent song...

*Krieg snorts like a boar and wraps his left hand around Gary's neck.

*In a deep, faded voice

Krieg:
Nooowwww!....

(Krieg) :
Dude what are you doing, We can't hurt him, We don't know how to turn one of these Head hunters around, let alone drive one!

*In a dominant, Assertive voice

Let go of his neck!, We need him.

Krieg Internally Screams.

Krieg:
Arrggghh...MEAT MAN!
GRAB HER CURVY WHEEL HANDLE AND SALTY STEER STICK AND MAKE THE ROAD SCREEEEEAAAM AS YOU POUND IT WITH YOUR ROLLY FEET!

(Krieg) :
*Face palm
Good job, now he'll be too shook up to drive this rig, that 'thing' we heard before is getting louder and if we don't book it to the next fast travel then we'll be "splatter matter", it'll be over!

Gary:
Oh okay man, you want me to drive why didn't you just say so.

(Krieg) : Holy shit... okay this planets people and their way of understanding language... it's completely bizarre...

Krieg leans back off the side of the car as Gary climbs into the drivers seat.

*Fast and excited paced climbing

Krieg climbs into the turret seat...

Krieg:
Haha!
The saddle has been placed, Now to spank the horse or heated metal flesh.

Gary:
Where ya' wanna go?

*Gary wraps his hand around the Eight ball on the gear changing stick,His chest is risen and he is sitting straight prepared to drive at full speed.

(Krieg) :
Home, now!

Krieg:
Snap your neck... Look for the white light...

Gary looks back and see's the bandit camp he just escaped from only moments ago.

*Gary steadily shooken looks back at the rear view mirror and see's the message " Objects in the mirror may be closer than they appear.".

He tells Krieg of what lurks there, what they just ran from, what forced insane, violent bandits to drive away from the fire fight...

(Krieg) :
For the love of Jack, that's not a good sign, we gotta go, you have to move us away, Now! If we don't go now...well...that'll be the end of us.

Krieg:
ARRGGGHHH STOP JUDGING ME!
IIIIIMMMMM IMMORTALLLL!

*Krieg snarles and snorts

Krieg feeling as if he's judged by his voices and someone who doesn't know his strength is begging to get cocky, he wants to prove his might in combat with whatever Hyperion shot into that bandit camp, be it man, metal or a clone of Jack himself.

Krieg:
Hahaha, I'll slip, slop and slaughter, you'll make the kitten purr on the way there...

(Krieg) :
We don't know what's in that camp you colossal freaking idiot! You really want to die don't you, you... you masochistic piece of shit.

You know maybe if you weren't so obsessed with death and killing we could bec-

Krieg:
ALL ABOARD THE
PSYCHO EXPRESS!, DEPARTING FOR " SCREAM AND SENSATION STATION"!!!

*Gary takes a large breath and turns the car around, He puts his foot down and goes off at 110 km per hour, the car is exhaling flames and in minutes they begin to see more of the camp on the high way minutes ahead.

(Krieg) :
The cold wind is seeping through my mask... All though I'm holding onto a weapon and about to kill again in a matter of minutes and also that he's screaming about
'fluids mixing with each other in his lungs' I feel...at ease, almost wish THIS was the feeling he lusted for instead of death or " Having the shiniest meat bicycle" ugghhh....

He's too excited to notice me, and here I am just ignoring him back.
It's been a few minutes since I've bothered to think with him, I wonder what he's looking at through that eye of his...

(Krieg) :
My senses are sinking in with his...
Arggh I- I can hear a car horn ringing constantly and I think Gary's speeding up even more than possible, we're gonna crash into that oncoming car I'm hearing, wake up! Tell Gary to slow Down!

Krieg:
WHITNEY SLOWLY RAISE THE WHITE FLAG DAMMIT!

*Krieg leans over the turret seats edge to look into the drivers seat to see something gruesome...

(Krieg) :
Gary's...dead...Gary's dead?
How did anyone manage to pull of a shot going hitting Gary at this speed!?

Krieg:
WINNERS DO DRUGS, MENTAL ANGUISH EXTINGUISHED HIS FLAME...Mmmmmmmmm.

(Krieg) :
No, there's no gun here, he didn't have one, I couldn't of been suicide like your saying, I think it was another entity, but from where?
The only thing besides us out here to our knowledge is us and that thing in the bandit camp, maybe it's just a delusion I mean we're still going really fast, maybe he didn't die and it just seems like h-

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*Metalic gunshot noise
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(Krieg) :
Sniper! Get down!

*Krieg pulls Gary's corpse from the drivers seat and tosses it on the highway and trades places.
He begins to press the pedal down to as far as it goes and the car reaches maximum speed.

Krieg:
*imitating police sirens
WEEEEEOOOOOO WEEEEEOOOOOO WAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRHHHH
WOOO WOOOOOO WOOOOO!!!!

(Krieg) :
The camp is in range, only a few minutes away...
Hope we survive on the way there, though whatever is there might just end us....

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SPOILERS FOR NEXT PART ( when I get to writing it ).

If you want to be surprised as to who will be in my next chapter, Then ignore this section and wait till then.

Okay spoilers in

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....I'm including everyone's favorite assassin,
"Zer0"
(As the sniper Gary just died to.)

He ( It? *-* ) uses haiku in his speech
With a syllable count of 7-5-7 if I'm not mistaken, I will not be using the "Haiku" feature as its just going to be poorly written for a character I'm going to be using as a main character with very much dialogue.

Thanks for reading my story so far, I'll see you in the next one!♡

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( An interpretation of how to do three pointers in basket ball, Jk I don't even know. XD )