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Is there such thing as a perfect day in this world?

Where nothing wrong can happen.

Well, apparently there is, maybe.

This morning Norman yeeted into the kitchen and whipped up a snacc.

Norman was flabbergasted by the fact that the last ingredient for the snacc was up on the topmost shelf of which he could not reach.

Norman is a short chubby teenager, he is 13 years old and he likes to eat snaccs and write poems.

With the power of god and anime on his side, he yote an empty drink can up and knocked down the final ingredient

Stabby stab yeet yeet

But alas, as fate would have it, the final ingredient was heavy and fell down on Norman's head. He was rushed to hospital with a severe injury and he died.

A hand came out of the white wall of the hospital room which Norman was in it. It seems like a ghost or something... wait the person or a ghost has a beard, it was Jim Carrey! Somehow he went through the wall. His mission was to save Norman's life.

He came over to Norman's bed, knelt down and acted like a dang god and gently placed his hand on his forehead

"Ay come back bro," said Jim Carrey. Suddenly Norman was back to life.

Although Norman came back to life, he was reincarnated into a new world that has magic users all around.

Norman, like the n00b he is, didn't know how to perform magic.

He got bullied by the children of his new friend, Larry. Larry is 46 years old and is definitely not a pedo. He has 3 childs.

He was bullied, day after day until one day, he finally died of starvation and severe injuries.

But suddenly Jim Carrey yeeted himself from the hospital to where Norman was and healed him again. "Dude stop doin this" Jim whispered to larry. Larry leaned in close and whispered in Jim's moist ear, " I like meaty bois"

Norman was now smiling from ear to ear, "I love you Larry" said Norman while stroking Larry's neck "I will be your meaty boi forever" Larry was delighted by that statement.

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 05, 2018 ⏰

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