Gone

Now

"Aspen or Seattle" Vince held out printed photos of these places in my face, after our honey moon we come back to our small town apartment planning to go somewhere else and settle down, and this was just the beginning of it, "Aspen or Seattle" putting a finger on my chin, I lifted up my left eyebrow, smirking a little "what about both" Vince let out a loud laugh "Ha, I wish, but money doesn't fall from trees babe, meaning that for now, where going to have to pick just one of these places"

"This is so hard" I moaned out, Vince rubbed the small of back, giving it a little pat, "I really wanna move to aspen, but at the same time I really wanna go to Seattle" looking at Vince, I gave him a soft head butt "I see what you're trying to do Vince" giving me a questioning look he told me to explain further "you're trying to make me stress about moving so you don't have to do any hard work, why don't you pick" he laughed once again "I'm letting you pick because i love you" shaking my head no I answered h I'm back "no you're making me choose so I can be stressed out" trying to refrain my self from laughing i turned away.

"Fine since you want me to pick, why don't we move to Missouri or Mississippi" Turing around quick I flipped him off, "oh my god, why did I marry you" falling back on the couch I finally made my decision "fine, let's go to aspen, maybe we can recreate some scenes from dumber and dumber there" snorting to himself he pulled me off the couch and led me to
The room "maybe I should be asking myself why I married you, you're such a loser" mean mugging him I gave him the most childish response ever "well, yeah you're a bigger then me" feeling proud of myself I threw my body onto the bed "Well while I'm in the shower maybe you can look at some house" the little kid in my only noticed one word in that sentence and I was going to act on it, and by the looks of it Vince knew, "oh no you don't" running pass him and into the bathroom locking I locked the door "oh my god, you such a kid" mimicking him I open up the door a little, "well, while I'm in the shower I mean bath, since I'm a kid, you look for some houses, loser" giving him a victory grin I took off to the tub

Getting out the bath I expected to see Vince on the computer looking up houses for us, but no, here he was playing video games, "Vince what happen to house hunting!" Giving me a puppy dog look he directed his eye attention back to the game "Grand theft Auto was calling my name, you can't blame me babe" I mean in his defense grand theft auto was a great game and a hard one to resist at that.

"Fine" I said dragging out the word, crossing my arms I went back to the computer to look for some houses, that definitely weren't in our price range "oh Vin, look this house, it has eight baths and 5 Rooms with three levels and a elevator, can we get it" he nodded his head and kept his attention on the game, knowing he wasn't paying attention I stringed it along even further, "so that means we can get it" throwing up a thumb from the front of the t.v I decided it was time to let go of this little facade "Great, and it's only 44,000 a month, when do we move in" doing a complete three sixty Vince was in front of me in know time, letting out a nervous laugh he grabbed onto my hand "don't you think that's a bit much for a house dear, I mean I don't even make that much in a month, maybe we should look for stuff, in the like not to sound cheap" "but to sound cheap" we said at the same time "but let's try to look for stuff in the 15,000 range" nodding my head I gave him a kiss and his panic face was no longer there whispering in his ear I told him "next time help  me look for houses or I will put you into debt" patting his cheek he gave me a nod.

"Gimme a kiss bab" he said squishing my cheek, rolling my eyes I turned away "stop calling me bab, that's a olds women's name, why can't you call me something romantic"' seeing him laugh i decided to come up with a nick name of my own "okay Arthur" stepping back  he looked me up and down "okay look, I know I may be a bit old, but Arthur still has some years on me" now it was my turn "okay Arthur whatever you say" throwing his head he whispered something I could barely hear "Babs" ignoring him I
Looked out the window "babs" trying to stop myself from smiling I kept staring out in the dark "BABS" he yelled, Turing to him I decided that it was my turn to yell, "Jesus Christ, Dude what do you want" watching him for what felt like eternally he answered "hi" ladies and gentlemen this right here is my husband

"Leave me alone I'm going to sleep" shaking me to keep my awake he kept on annoying "Babs, don't forget to take out your teeth" shaking me a little be more roughly.he decided it was a good idea to start patting my back "Babs, why don't you Arthur give you this ole timey dick" Turing around to face him I slapped his chest gently "you're so disgusting, but if Vince wants to give it to me, then yeah"

"Who's this Vince you speak of, Babs, hoping you aren't running around on me again" Vince really loved role play I for one just like getting straight to the point, "Vince you either want it or you don't, if you want it take it but as for Arthur if he wants it I'm going to sleep, you have 2.5 seconds to make up your mind"

"Vince is back and better then ever babe, open up to papa" nope and I'm done

"Damnit Vince, be normal" shaking his head he pokes me in my nose "no you be normal" this consisted of thirty more minutes of us telling each to be normal

"You know you never did get to take your shower stinky"