Truth or Dare (Wings of fire)

Potty heads

Whiteout: Alright, as seeing the great virus of death died out-

Thoughtful: YES IT WAS. IT FREAKING. DELETED. ALL. MY. DATA.

Whiteout: Don't worry though. We still read a lot of normal books....

not the lemons that you call books but I might as well.

Me: ...

Whiteout: yEs ThE cReaToR rEaDs LeMoNs

All of time and space in this weird little world explodes

Besides whiteout because shes a freaking god apparently 

Now Im going to stop ranting and showing whiteouts dark mind

Me: FRICK OFF

Christian minecraft servers: *"Serverly" triggered

Whiteout: THE CRINGE NEVER STOOOPPPS

Me: WELL FOR BESIDES THE LEMONS I REREAD HARRY POTTER FOR ABOUT THE 1000th TIME.

Me: And i still don't get what the freaking veil is.

Thoughtful: Do you know how long that took? Well know it takes a week to but still

Whiteout: AND WE WERE TRAPPED IN HER MINDDDDDD

Me: SHUT UP DON'T YELL OUT MY SECRET THOUGHTS

Whiteout: Lets just say its a dark place. 

Thoughtful: Full of.... *Throttled by author*

Harry Potter: *apparates in, But that causes time and space to warp because its a different world so now my dark imagination makes him big and has a toilet for a head*

Me: What. IS. THAT?

Whiteout: Your future husband! *Quickly flys away and hides forever in ice kingdom*

Me: REEEEEEEEEEEEEe *Im going to break my hands so don't worry no spam. Yet.*

Harry Potty: Gurgle gurgle gurgle splurt splurt

3 year old children: OMG ITS A TOILET YEY YEY YEY I LIAK GROSS POTTY STUF OH YEAH MR KRABONERO

All older siblings: SHUT. The. F*** up.

All potter heads: *Thinks of Draco malfoys insult to Harry calling him Potty*

Draco Malfoy comes in but its a dark world so hes a pokemon dragon with the move Draco Meteor but instead of meteors its Draco's

Draco: rOaR *Uses the stupidiest move in the Pokemon world*

All of the world is now horrified, that was my mission. 

Good luck because part 2 will come