zens berthdey

waik up zen ets ur berthdey

ZEN POV

"waik up zen bb" mai bb gerlfrend perry sayz

"wat bb" mi sayz steding up un my behd twurken on hur faic cos thas how i say hello

shi twurks on my faic 2 n et smel liek neil river afftur a good showr

"ets bb ur bb berthdey bb" shi said smerkin n shi open mi windoh n i c a suhn n ppl runing afftur it lmao u ppl craze

neil juz tok a showr and he smel gewd like strabrriz n i hate strabrriz they ratcht liek elenof but smell gewd but elenof smell liek shet srs idk how lewis stamds that bish she prolly on hur . cos she alwaiz wares red pamts n i havnt sen hur in yrs so-

hairy and lewis wak in naikd 2gothr

"u fakd dint u" den i rlize im naikd and nails naikd n nail droppd his towel n yeld "threezo" n leeYUMDELISHUS waked it nakd we all naikd exept perry but thn elinof waked in n yelld "OHMAHGAWD LEWIS WAT U DEWIN BEW BER!1!!!11" thts mi ferst punkshooachin or watevr da fak it is lmao yey erchins

"i dun liek u animore wat da fak i lafd u in mi basemint thre yrs ago get awai" lewis skewtd weth hairy "dis ny bb" hi crid ranch drassing

"aw no im nit bb im hazza bish" haory crid ranch drassing 2

they cried 2gethr

"wat" elinorf crid bbq saws cos ranch is gai n bbq is ratcht

i liek bbq so i likd hur faic aND WOT OMGFJF ITS NAT BBQ SAWS ITS FAKING . BLUD WHADAFAK ITS SO DELISHUS LIEK LIAMYUMDELISHUS BUT HE LIEKS NAIL SO I REMMBUR I LUF PERRY

"dafak wen u turn gai" shi snorffled liek a pig smokin a baby lewis dawl

"dafak y u snorffld liem mi a babie" lewis twurkd on hairys curls saying hello

"dat as" hairy yeld as he twurkd bak

hello

hello

ther ases cumunicatd herd

"omg lewis we ovr cricricri" elinorf crid n rand owt on hur hi hails n stoel mi geft monie 4 mi berthdey

oh ya alzo im turning -69 i think idk lmao asc leeYUMDELISHUSH

he knows all

i wint 2 like leYUMDELISHUSH cos yolo his delishush

"wat u doin besj he mie bb" nail saiz

i rand owt my hoem n crid lewis pee and i tastd it n it tastd betr then leeYUMDELISHUSH like srs lmao

"ETZ MY BERTHDEY" I yelld az i rand to th suhn

It welcumd mi n burnd of mi hare slope

then i meetd the ranch it lookd goodr then lewis n leeYUMDELISHUSH.

i ded my yusule twurk in th faic hallo and it smaked my as n i smakd the bech ranch it crid . blud and i lafd until symon cow bell cumd