zens berthdey

symon cow bawls lmao

"halo zen" saiz the ugli bawl sak det wus aksholi naimd symon

he smals liek elenorf

ew bech clean ur vajayjay

"wat"

den i tok owt mi dandilionz n smokd thm

my fav

plus ets mi berthdey cmon frends com fend mi

"ets nut ur berthdey dumbass lmao whadafak laffd omg" he yelld softly

it is my berthdey whadawhaaaah i smakd his bawlz

"WHADAFAKZENMILK" HE SCRAMD N HI SKWURTD HIS MILK N MI MOWTH IT WS BETR THN THE RNCH LEWIS PEE N leeYUMDELISHUSH

th ranch wus jackn of wit his lintie peniz

dafuk

"r u ok or na" i saiz to the rnch

"na" HE YELLD SOFLI

"y" i joind his jackn partie n i realis i am nakd 2

"ey.." he strts

"am"

"very"

"pregnant"

WHO DIDZ THES

"WHOS THE DADI U GAI RANCH" I YALLD SLOWLY

"u" he saiz

Wait hold on..

what.

This confused me so much, I'm stuck using this bad grammr oh nvm im ok agan lmao bech yolo

thn lewis and hairy ramd 2 mi side

"WAT HAPPND" they said 2gedr

so gai

"thiz botle o ranch is pregnant" i crid ranch spurm

"dafak who da babie dadie" lewis be liek

"its mi yas i lost my virginty to a botle o ranch" saiz manuel in the curnur

"i thot it was mi, i thot liek elenorf" i chuckle like elenorf riding a wolf tail that is hairy like hairy but OMG THT JST MAID MI THNK OF HUR RIDEN HAIRY WADAFAK THN I LOK AT HAIRY N ELENORF IS RIDING HM AND HAIRY S SCREAMNG FO HALP

manuel sit der liek wat

"who iz u idk y i kno ur naim im just betr thn al" i saiz to the pail bech that is th nly 1 nut naikd bside elenorf

her . blud brok throo her bootiehol o hur pents

OMG WAT HUR BUTHOLE

SHE HAZ A PEENIS!111!!

2 PUNKSHOOATION WHATAFAK BRO

"im manuel bech i save dem women lol jk" he sat in a curnur and lies to zen

"bech u lie wadafak" i saiz thn i chokd the child

"WAH U DOING LAWRD HEEZUS" he grew tits omg lmao

he crid cum n his tits knockd elenorf of hairy n lewis quickli got un n they enjoi it

"OMGGG!!!111!!1 MANUAL U SAIV OUR LIEFZ" leeYUMDELISHUSH SAIZ AZ HIZ GAI AZZ RIDZ NAIL

im al alon

with manual

kween perry wnt shopin damn kk

"do u wna ried" i ask manual

"WADAFAK NAH BITCHZ RIED MI" hi poutd

"N MY NAIM IS JUAN LMAO GAT IT RIGHT" HE YALLD N I SAZ

"k"

-1 our latr-

me n juan caim frans but he stal wnt ried mi

whatvr lmao

we wr gna hav my berthdey partie in mexco but liek i gt weed so i cmt go in wid dem securty ppl lol

so we gna hop the bordr yolo

so we gota pln

lewis haz a 1 inch he wnt work

liam haz a 10 but i haz a 7567577 n i cn clime to th top o th gait n we cn al clime up

"ok guiz u gt the plen" i saiz

nail hairy lewis leeYUMDELISHUSH n juan nod k

"maik sur u dnt hav a bonr so u liek don fling us k" nail saiz omg

omg i haz 1 rn it brok my pnts n nao its on the suhn

i luff the suhn

mor thn perry oops lmao

"K IMA CLIME" i saiz n i clime to da top

my erecshun lasted 2 mns so its dun nao

it fail to the erth n crushed leeYUMDELISHUS

"man cmn i wna be undr thr 2" nail complainz

juan criz ranch idfky dnt ask

a lil mexcan gerl i belo me

she lokd 4 n i thnk its juans granmas cousins granfathas madafaka

"omg juan is dat ur granmas cousins granfathas madafaka" i saiz lafing

"i cnt c dumbas" he yalld at mi

fine den heezus

lewis n hairy n leeYUMDELISHUSH n nail n juan climb up ny long peenis yey it feel niec

but den the lil gerl b callin cops fak hur