Flirty!Clyde x Tsudere!Reader

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(Y/n) POV:
You were walking home from school when you all of the sudden heard a familiar voice behind you.
"Hey (Y/n)! Are you a magician? Because when ever I look at you everyone else disappears!" Clyde Donovan.
You turn around looking annoyed but blushing. Your hands at your sides in fists.
"Clyde I swear I'm gonna shoot you!" You hiss.
"C'mon! Babe you would never hurt me!"
"Don't call me babe!" You snarled.
"Whatever.....Babe!" Clyde laughs
"Ugh you're just looking for someone to replace Bebe aren't you!"
"Plus! You're an Aries, way to demanding for me," You say crossing your arms and looking away.
"Oh yeah? Well I demand you to eat lunch with me tommorow,"
"L-like a date? No way PERV!!" You yell causing the boy walking his dog on the other side of the road to look over, but then keep walking.
"Yeah it's a date,"
"Ughhhh....I'll be there but IT'S NOT A DATE!" You yell again.
"Woah kitty I know you're excited and all but no need to yell!" He says
"Anyways see you there!" He walks off
You roll your eyes at him.

You've had a crush on him since the first time you laid eyes on him. But you can't handle the thought of him knowing. So, you act as if you hate him, but you don't, obviously.

-next day-

It was 8pm and you were about to go to school. You couldn't decide wether you should sit with him or not. You were really scared to but decided I should anyways.

The rest of day up until lunch you were really nervous. Clyde was staring at you. Maybe he was wondering if you would go.

Clyde's POV:
I wondering (Y/n) will go (lol). I can't really tell if she likes me or not. She blushes whenever she looks me she blushes but then treats me like shit when I talk to her.
I like (Y/n). I really do and I hope she comes.

(Y/n) POV:
-recess-

You see Clyde walking up to you. You try extremely hard not to blush.
"Hey (Y/n)," Clyde say flirty.
You roll your eyes.
"You're gonna eat lunch with me, right?" He says
"Umm...." You look down
"Hello?"
"Uhhh..."
"I....umm..."
"W-whatever, not cause I like you I just...idontknowokilldoitthoughwhatever!"
He giggles and walks off.

-lunch-

Anxiously sit in front of Clyde. You're awkwardly looking down pretending as if he isn't even there.
"So you came," He said.
"Uhhh, yeah duh," You looked at him.
There was an awkward between the two of you
"ARE YOU GONNA SAY ANYTHING OR JUST SIT THERE LIKE A SCARED LITTLE IDOIT?" You yell. Everyone was staring at you guys. He got up gestering (can't spell) you to follow him. Clyde lead you to the hallway, you were confused by this.
"Look, I know you like me and I wanted you to-" You cut him off
"I d-don't like you ok?"
"No I-"
"I don't care,"
"I like you too,"
"SHUT-- wait,"
"Yeah," He says looking at you smiling.
"Uhh...uhhh,"
"So are we like dating or s-something," You say instantly regretting your words.
"Sure!"

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