johnny: i'll speak French between your legs .
ten: that's the hottest thing someone's ever said to me .
mark: i'm just picturing someone yelling BONJOUR up your ass .
yukhei: SACRE BLEU MONSIEUR ASSHOLE HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS .
taeyong: none of you should EVER have sex .
[credits to ohdelune on tumblr]