A Mad Woman

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Maria: Mom I want our old house

Kim(Maria's Mom): Maria this house is beautiful, and you should be grateful for it

Maria: I am grateful and anyway you guys can't fricking sleep together your not even married

Kim(Maria's Mom): well uhhhh this awkard Dick can you tell her the news

Dick: I have a son and his name is Tydus

Maria: What!?

Dick: Come on Down Tydus

Dick: Come on Down Tydus

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Tydus comes Downstairs

Tydus: Hi my name is Tydus

Maria: I know that idiot

Kim(Maria's Mom): Maria be nicer

Maria: No, first you make me and my friend move into a differnt house and you get enganged to this person who has a very sexual name and third he has a fricking SON!!!!!

Kim(Maria's Mom): Change is good and you and Naomi's Bedrooms are so cute

Maria: Uhhhhh

Naomi: Maria calm down

Maria: No you don't get it I want my real dad back not this dick fricking weird

Dick: My name is important you know

Maria: No it isn't and your not important

Dick: I'd watch the way you speak to me I bought this house

Maria: No buddy you better watch the way you act and speak towards me cause there's this thing called Child Abuse and if you ever touch me in a way of hurt I will call the police even if you and my mom are married or not!!!!!

Kim(Maria's Mom): Go to your room and take your friend with you maybe she can give you some sense since you don't seem to have any!!

Maria: No, I have sense but I don't know about you!!!!!!!!!! Fuck you all 

Naomi: Maria!!!!,Calm Down

Kim (Maria's Mom): GO TO YOUR ROOM!

Maria walks up to her room and Naomi follows behind her

*They get to Maria's Room*

Maria: I hate everyone

Naomi: Calm Down Maria 

Maria: You calm DOWN

Naomi punches Maria

Maria: What the Hell was that for

Naomi: You need to calm Down Maria

Maria: Ok Fine

*The Next Day*

Naomi: Maria Wake up its a Emergency

Maria wakes up with a gun in her hand

Naomi: Woah Woah Woah put the gun down

Maria: Oh, sorry thought you were my mom or dick 

Naomi: No, Guess what we got accepted into CSUN 

Maria: Both of us

Naomi: Yes both of us

Maria: That's amazing

Naomi: Go get dressed were getting a tour today 

Maria: OK

Maria's P.O.V

Imma dress in something weird a Bikini perfect

*Maria's Outfit*

*Maria's Outfit*

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Naomi: uhhhhh

Maria: .....

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