Maria: Mom I want our old house
Kim(Maria's Mom): Maria this house is beautiful, and you should be grateful for it
Maria: I am grateful and anyway you guys can't fricking sleep together your not even married
Kim(Maria's Mom): well uhhhh this awkard Dick can you tell her the news
Dick: I have a son and his name is Tydus
Maria: What!?
Dick: Come on Down Tydus
Tydus comes Downstairs
Tydus: Hi my name is Tydus
Maria: I know that idiot
Kim(Maria's Mom): Maria be nicer
Maria: No, first you make me and my friend move into a differnt house and you get enganged to this person who has a very sexual name and third he has a fricking SON!!!!!
Kim(Maria's Mom): Change is good and you and Naomi's Bedrooms are so cute
Maria: Uhhhhh
Naomi: Maria calm down
Maria: No you don't get it I want my real dad back not this dick fricking weird
Dick: My name is important you know
Maria: No it isn't and your not important
Dick: I'd watch the way you speak to me I bought this house
Maria: No buddy you better watch the way you act and speak towards me cause there's this thing called Child Abuse and if you ever touch me in a way of hurt I will call the police even if you and my mom are married or not!!!!!
Kim(Maria's Mom): Go to your room and take your friend with you maybe she can give you some sense since you don't seem to have any!!
Maria: No, I have sense but I don't know about you!!!!!!!!!! Fuck you all
Naomi: Maria!!!!,Calm Down
Kim (Maria's Mom): GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Maria walks up to her room and Naomi follows behind her
*They get to Maria's Room*
Maria: I hate everyone
Naomi: Calm Down Maria
Maria: You calm DOWN
Naomi punches Maria
Maria: What the Hell was that for
Naomi: You need to calm Down Maria
Maria: Ok Fine
*The Next Day*
Naomi: Maria Wake up its a Emergency
Maria wakes up with a gun in her hand
Naomi: Woah Woah Woah put the gun down
Maria: Oh, sorry thought you were my mom or dick
Naomi: No, Guess what we got accepted into CSUN
Maria: Both of us
Naomi: Yes both of us
Maria: That's amazing
Naomi: Go get dressed were getting a tour today
Maria: OK
Maria's P.O.V
Imma dress in something weird a Bikini perfect
*Maria's Outfit*
Naomi: uhhhhh
Maria: .....
YOU ARE READING
MY STUPID FRIEND
Actionthis is about a girl who is my friend and if it wasn't for her I don't think I would laugh lol I love vines just read my flipping book lol