Virgil x reader

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(Warning this has a ton of cursing in it)

You are Thomas Violent and negative side like your crush Virgil but a lot meaner. You always had a negative point of things even if it was a really good thing. Today he wanted to post another sander side but asked you to join. When he asked you this you would always say no or that it was stupid like him.

Thomas: Hey guys I was wondering if you wanted to do another sander side today

Patton: Sure kiddo that sounds fun

Logan: Hmm that sounds like a splendid idea Thomas

Roman: Well of course everyone needs to see my handsome face

Virgil: Puh-Lease know one wants to see your face but okay

Roman: Whatever my Chemical Imbalance

Thomas: Hey where's Y/n?

Y/n: I'm here and what the fuck do you want you Steven Universe ubsecessed Loser

When you said that everyone looked at you shocked but Virgil was trying so hard not to burst out laughing on the ground. You rolled your eye's and was about to walk when Thomas called for you to stop again.

Y/n: Ugh WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!?!

Thomas: Okay jeez chill I was just asking if you wanted to do a sander sides video

Y/n: Why the hell would I do that?

Patton: LANGUAGE Y/N

Y/n:*You flipped the bird to Patton while Virgil couldn't hold his laughter and laughed so hard*

Roman: Y/n that is very rude apologise to Patton now

Logan: I agree with Roman that was completely inappropriate y/n

Patton: Oh it's fine she just need a hug come here you* He tries to hug you*

Y/n: Omg Patton there's a spider on your sweater!!!!

You were joking because you know that he was terrified and enjoyed watching him scream and freak out until Thomas tells him that it was a joke. Patton did not find it funny and glared at you but yoh didn't care.

(Time skip)

Thomas had set up the camera and started to read some comments for you and the sides to read. Each of the comments were kinda funny and some were just stupid

Hey y/n if you were a fruit what would you be?

Y/n: I would be a tomato because Know one except's from the group

If you were an animal wht would you be?

Y/n: I would be a black sheep

Aww Patton why are you so cute?

Patton:*blushes* You guys are to sweet to me*giggles*

Wow you are so smart Logan man I wish I could be as smart as you

Logan: Huh you are well mannered person and I respect that and thank you for the compliment I appreciate it

Roman Help it's a Dragon-Witch!!

Roman:I will be there to save you my'lady I promise

Hey Virgil Do you like any music and if so what's your fave band?

Virgil: That's easy my favorite band is My Chemical Romances

Y/n why do act like a bitch so much?

Y/n: You try being the embodiment of a idiot who can't get his life together and three other retards who think just bye talking is going to fix everything but it doesn't so you have to try to not want to repeatedly bang your head on the wall until it starts to bleed. And guess what after that you die and you are faced with eternal nothingness that the only thing that is holding you down is the weight of your sins it's going to be great

After you finish speaking everyone stares at you even Virgil and looks at you surprised and kinda concerend at the same time.

Thomas: Um...Y/n you don't really feel that way right?

Y/n:...*Sarcastic* No Thomas I was just joking 

Thomas: Uh okay next question... its for Y/n...again

Why don't you smile for us once?

Y/n: I would rather slam my tongue in a car door then do that oh and go screw yourself

Soo...Y/n do you like anyone?

Y/n*blushes* Um...No I don't so stay out of my business you Ass-wipes!!!

Patton: LANGUAGE Y/N THIS IS A PG CHANNEL

Y/n: Ugh whatever patton and I may find someone attractive

Ohhh who is it?

Yeah tell us!!

Please?!?!?!

You became angry and storms up to your room and slam it shut to only hear a pair of footsteps come to your room door to knock on it softly.

Y/n: Go away Patton I do want to talk about it

The door opens to see your crush with a concerned face slowly makes his way to your bed.

Virgil: You okay?

Y/n: Yeah I guess so

Virgil: I know I don't ask this but wanna talk about it?

Y/n: Okay well...you see I like this guy but I don't think he likes me back and I don't what to do

Virgil: You should just confess if he say's no then he's not worth your time

Y/n: Thanks...But the guy that I like is...you

Virgil: And the guy likes you too for a very long time at least

You turn to him and kiss him dead on the lips having a flustered and blushy mess of a boy. You laugh and lay down on your bed so does Virgil until you both fell asleep. Hmm maybe sander side are not that stupid after all.

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