Kakyoku no Kaeuta

Attack on Host Club

((Notes:

This is not a crossover song. It's just meant to be pure humor about Attack on Titan, and a lot of the jokes are part of the fandom involved with that. It may or may not involve the actual plot of the show.))

Anime: 進撃の巨人 (Attack on Titan)

To the tune of "Sakura Kiss" by Chieco Kawabe (the opening theme of Ouran Highschool Host Club)

"Attack on Host Club"

「進撃の ホスト部」

Kiss, kiss, fall in mud

Look at all that blood

Here come the titans once again

Oh look, one bit off someone's head

The citizens begin to scream

"Who will save us now?"

But never fear, for they are here

The Scouting Legion once again

With their 3-D Maneuver Gear

They'll kill some titans

Levi Heichou has arrived

And his squad is close behind

One titan just fell over

Look at all that blood!

Mikasa Ackerman, and Armin Arlert yell out

"Watch out Eren!" and "Those titans will probably kill us all!"

And Jean and Marco are off being shipped somewhere and

Hanji is naming more titans again

"I am NOT SHORT", "Now go clean stuff", says LEVI

Eren can bite his hand right now, and he'll turn into a titan

He has the key to his basement, where all the secrets lie

Mikasa is his childhood friend

(And she is overly obsessed)

And Armin is like a nerd placed on a sports team

Annie Leonhardt is too silent and expressionless

She ends up as the enemy - frozen in crystal!

Military Police are safe inside the walls,

But for some reason, all the protagonists just threw away their lives

Apparently Jean is a horse, so thank you Tumblr

This fandom is straying far from the plot

Except for Armin's girly SCREAMS

Will we ever find out the secrets

Behind all the titans.....or not?

Give us Season 2!

Mikasa Ackerman, and Armin Arlert yell out

"Watch out Eren!" and "Those titans will probably kill us all!"

And Jean and Marco are off being shipped somewhere and

Hanji is naming more titans again

"I am NOT SHORT", "Now go clean stuff", Levi ye-e-e-ells

"I will kill all of the titans...FOR SURE!"

Kiss, kiss, fall in mud

Look at all that blood