Loud House Season 1 Genderbend (Sorta)

Get The Message

[Some video game sound effects are playing; Lincoln is playing a VR game where you fight zombies with breakdancing]

Lincoln: "Take that, zombie!" [twerks] "Feel my twerk, you evil jerk!" [killing zombies; does a pelvic thrust] "HOO!"

[Lincoln continues to breakdance; he goes up the stairs and does more moves in the hallway where he then enters one particular room]

Loki: "Lincoln!"

Lincoln: [takes the goggles off and sees Loki making an angry face at him] "AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!"

Loki: "There's only one rule in this house: Stay out of my bedroom! If I catch you in here again, I will literally turn you into a human pretzel!" [on the phone] "No, not you, Bebe." [giggles] "One sec, okay?" [kicks Lincoln out]

[Lincoln puts his goggles back on and continues to dance the zombies away]

Lincoln: "OH, YEAH!" [goes into the bathroom; realizes what he's doing in there] "Zombies don't need to see this." [takes the goggles off and sets them on the sink] [There's a knock at the door] "Occupied!" [The knocking then turns into a pounding] "I can't believe some..." [answers door to see Loki is there]

Loki: [on the phone] "Bebe, you'll never guess what Will said to me today."

Lincoln: [rhetorically] "That you don't respect a man's privacy?"

Loki: [ignoring Lincoln and kicking him out] "No, silly! Not even. He was all like..."

[Lincoln goes to his room and realizes something]

Lincoln: "Oh no! My gaming glasses!" [rushes to the bathroom but is stopped by Lexx and Leif who are dressed in some kind of authority attire]

Lexx: "No running in the hallway!"

Lincoln: "Huh? What are you talking about?"

Lexx: "Leif, is this maggot giving you lip?" [writes Lincoln up]

Leif: "We're the new hall monitors at school, so we're practicing at home."

[They give Lincoln a ticket]

Lexx: "If we catch you speeding again, you're going downtown! We already locked up Lane for telling bad jokes." [reveals Lane in a cardboard jail cell]

Lane: "Hey! Did you hear the one about the thief who stole a calendar? He got twelve months!" [laughs to rimshot] "Get it?"

Lexx: "That's five more minutes, dirt bag!"

Lincoln: "Okay, okay. I'll walk within the speed limit. I swear."

Leif: "NO SWEARING!"

[As they leave for their room/office, Lincoln goes to the bathroom to find that his goggles are now totaled]

Lincoln: "Someone stepped on my glasses! NOOOOOO!!!"

[Since Loki kicked him out when he left him in there, he automatically blames him and sees that he left in the family van]

Lincoln: "LOKI! YOU DIRT BAG!"

[Clyde is being told the story of the incident]

Lincoln: "One minute I'm electric-sliding with the undead, and the next..." [groans] "IT'S ALL LOKI'S FAULT!"

Clyde: [holding the goggles] "I can't believe it!"

Lincoln: "I know! He didn't even say sorry!"

Clyde: [lovestruck] "No. I can't believe these were touched by Loki are you sure it was him?"

Lincoln: "Snap out of it, Clyde! Loki's a monster! All he cares about is talking on his stupid phone! Well, I'm going to give him a call he'll never forget..."