The soft brown rex rat rustled down the empty streets of New York. All was well for him. He was in desperate search of a certain someone... A snack - if you will. Suddenly an alienated scream rang out as a yellow beauty was thrown to his side. He quickly clutched it, dragging it away from any further harm. The rat rubbed his whiskers against it, desiring a reward from this goddess. He gently nuzzled her yellow layer before prying her open. He was suddenly met with a lustful gust of air. It felt like a cold ocean breeze on his delicate fur. He wasted no time, plunging into this beaut. He went as deep as his fat body would allow, emitting a soft "squeak".
Soon after, panting, he pulled out
a potato chip
