Short stories about Deadpool being in Avengers infinity War part 2 [Imagines]

Chapter 3

Deadpool told mostly all his friends which actually isn't at all that much to be honest just his closest friends like Dopinder, Weasel, Firefist, Colossus, Negasonic Teenage Warhead and Blind Al the exciting news but somebody *cough Domino cough* didn't want to know even Cable for Deadpool just doesn't like him all that much. 

Deadpool met the remaining heroes who fought in AIW and Captain Marvel.

"So, where is Phanos right now!" Deadpool said appearing in front of said heroes and most of them were startled. 

"Phanos? You know what let's just stay focus and find away how to get the Infinity gauntlet." Captain America said confused but than stayed on task and Deadpool halted them in a very dramatic way. 

"Wait! Wait! Who made you in charge spangles?" Deadpool questioned Captain America and Natasha Romanoff Aka Black Widow looked at Bruce Banner Aka the Hulk silently asking him 'Who is this guy'

"Hey blonde homewrecker I'm talking here." Deadpool quipped rather rudely pointing at Black Widow and she gave him a dark look with furrowed eye brows. "Yeah, don't think I've seen the spoofs blondie." Deadpool said rambling nonsense to the other heroes and Natasha shot out one of her Widowbites at Deadpool but it unfortunately missed him when he dodged out of the way.

"Now why don't we all just work out a way on finding Phanos, Fehnos, Josh Brolin ugh whatever the hell guy's name is and get on our merry way." Deadpool said.

"That's the most stupidest thing I've ever heard!" Rocket Raccoon yelled in anger and ever since his best friend Groot faded away he's been wanting to find a way to get him back.

"*Gasp* A talking Bunny oh how cute you are!" Deadpool went up to Rocket but Rocket just held up his machine gun and pointed it threateningly at Deadpool. Thor just smiled in contempt at Deadpool finally someone sees that it is a talking Bunny.  

"Touch me and die! Oh and I'm not a bunny I'm a Raccoon...RACCOON!" Rocket quipped angrily and Deadpool being Deadpool grabbed Rocket in a tight hug much to Rocket's dismay in which Rocket blasted Deadpool back.

"Okay soooo not cool bunny!" Deadpool yelled and the bullet wound's had started knitting themselves back together even the suit much to the shock of the others there but they didn't commented. 

"Guys! Guys can't we just focus here and try to find a way how to lure Phanos...I mean Thanos here!" Banner tried to reason and Deadpool started cracking up. 

"HA! You almost had me fooled there big guy! Hey where is the big guy when he's supposed to be out or is he just too much of a wussy against the other big guy Phanos who beat the big guys- Gah?!" Deadpool laughed but was cut off guard when a giant pair of green muscular arms picked him up like he weighed nothing and Deadpool was literally ripped apart by the Hulk. 

"Yeaaaaargh! OH NOT THIS JUGGERNAUT INCIDENT AGAIN! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TIME IT TAKES TO GET THIS GORGEOUS BOD BACK! Gah!" Deadpool complained angrily than he was tossed aside the other heroes were confused yet sickened by the fact that Deadpool was still alive from being ripped apart by Hulk and Deadpool had started blubbering on about someone named Juggernaut to nobody but it was actually the voices inside Deadpool's head. 

"HULK NO LIKE RED AND BLACK SUIT MAN!" The Hulk growled and even his voice sounded a deep thunderous tone. 

Deadpool than started healing himself it was a slow and painful process but Deadpool was now annoying the other heroes in the mean time saying profanities or inappropriate comments to the heroes. 

  AN/ These are just my theories of how Deadpool should be in the AIW2 cause he would be the one who would be doing comic relief in tight situations but I don't know if any of this is good or a very Deadpool thing to say. 

Tell me what you guys think in the comments and if you don't like it than the back button is always welcomed :)

~Triskelion Wolf🐺