I laugh at you 2

Whats your story?

First pick the mint you were born in!

January - I ate

February - I banged

March - I ran naked with

April - I smoked with

May - I ran shirtless with

June - I beat

July - I cuddled with

August - I needed

September - I shot

October - I shanked

November - I stabbed

December - I slept with

Now pick the day you were born on!

1 - my lover

2 - a dog

3 - homer

4 - a home

5 - a condom

6 - a toothbrush

7- a hippie

8 - a glass of milk

9 - a porn star

10 - Paris Hilton

11 - the Trojan man

12 - a teletubby

13 - the kool-aid man

14 - some crack heads

15 - an Easter egg

16 - a pot head

17 - a bum

18 - a stripper

19 - a horse

20 - a homeless guy

21 - a drink

22 - my best friend

23 - the Cookie Monster

24 - my boyfriend

25 - a bowl of cereal

26 - a golf ball

27 - a bag of weed

28 - a French fry

29 - your mom

30 - your grandma

31 - a mop

Now pick the color of your shirt

White - because hoes keep stealing my tacos

Black - because I'm sexy like that

Pink - because I'm good in bed

Red - because I have amazing boobs

Brown - because I had to

Polka dots - because I hate my life

Purple - because I'm awesome

Grey - because I love marihuana

Green - because I snort cocaine

Orange - because I smoked crack

Turquoise - because I have a noodle on my nose

Blue - because I'm a pimp

Yellow - because I didn't like the way she looked at me

Gold - because the people in my head were banging

Tan - because I'm a solider boy/girl

Other - because I have double D's

Shirtless - because I've got abs

Mine is

I ran shirtless with, my boyfriend, because I have amazing boobs!

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