Cafe Merde

Introduction to Cafe Merde

Welcome to Cafe Merde, the weirdest place you will ever go. It's not the actual place itself as the place is very nice if a little dark. With light brown walls, paint patterned tables along with some artistic painting and not to mention some downright hilarious ones. So yes Cafe Merde felt like home.

Like the Cafe, most of the workers made you feel like you were at home.
There was the chef everyone knew as Snork who presented the most amazing food and drinks that left you craving more.
There was one of the servers called Dinky who told the most hilarious jokes and a smile like the stars, not to mention how damn good he looked in the uniform.

There was one of the cashiers Jet who looked like he had definitely killed someone, a nice dude even if he did seem like an asshole. He was devilishly handsome and was fiercely protect of the other cashier Aidan who was basically a hot mess. The regular customers had begun shipping Aidan and Jet together and were calling them "Jaiden" no one knew if they were really dating.
Speaking of Aidan, he was one of the best workers they had there. He was humorous and many found him attractive. He wasn't seen heaps and Jet tended to keep him away from the others. When asked about it Jet just replied "chomp chomp", Aidan was a disaster child, he got flustered a lot and tending to trip over himself. To many he was their favourite worker.

Then there was Grace, she was the terrified one that never failed to put a smile on your face. The Cafe always had beautiful plants of all kinds courtesy of Grace, she was the one who wrote inspiring quotes on the billboard and checked to make sure your food was okay. People seemed to realise almost immediately after meeting her that she absolutely loved green and was extremely passionate and protective over the people and things she loved.

Cafe Merde menu was also something beautiful, it had stars, and leaves, and fire patterns on it and the font of the writing was also something amazing. So yeah, Cafe Merde was an amazing place.