He's a.....Criminal?: A Vkook Fanfic

He's a Cross-dresser?

Taehyung's POV

"This is absurd."

"Hush. You can't move." Jimin silences me.

"Well aren't you the happy camper." I pout.

This is the literal worst! Please God forgive me! I need to pray for the repent of my sins.

"Perfect!" Jimin looks at my chest.

"This is obscene! This is crossing the line!" I touch my chest.

Fake breasts? In all my life, why do I have to wear fake breasts?

"They're nice. You can't be a flat chested girl! That's no fun."

"I don't want to be a female! I'm a male and that's final!" I have never been so angered in my life.

"Do I need to shoot both of you?" Jungkook's muffled voice can be heard from behind the closed door.

"No Kookie. No need for that. We're almost finished." Jimin's voice changes from rough to soft.

"Perhaps you have a crush on that sinner? Ow!" Jimin pinches my arm.

The rude little sinner.

"Why would I have a crush on him? I have a boyfriend."

"Boyfriend? You all need to find Jesus. Another man dating another man? Absolutely absurd." I shake my head.

"Why don't you shut up Tae." Jimin pushes me in a seat.

"My name is Taehyung, not Tae." I snap. I hate to be rude, but this fellow Jimin is testing my patience.

"Who cares." Jimin grabs a tube out of his bag along with a bag of paper.

"What is that?" I point to the objects.

Jimin smiles. His smile is demonic and evil.

"I'm gonna wax you. No girl is hairy." Jimin walks closer to me.

"USE A RAZOR FOR HEAVENS SAKE! GET AWAY FROM ME!"

Jimin grabs me and hold me down.

"Waxing is better Taehyung."

"GET AWAY YOU SINNER!"

"Wow look at you. You look like a legit girl."

"You look like a legitimate sinner." I glare at Jimin through the mirror.

"Are you still mad about the waxing? You're all smooth now. You should be thankful." Jimin smiles as he plays with my hair. I rub my sore legs.

He ripped the hair off of me. The torture!

My nice brown hair is now blond. And it hangs over my eyes.

"This is terrible. I look too feminine."

"Tragic. It is what it is. On TV, they got your face everywhere so either this or the slammer." Jimin shrugs.

"Can my hairstyle be different at least?" I pick up a strand of my hair.

"No. You're going to be Ace's accomplice, so you have to look the same." Jimin walks to his bag.

"Your logic is quite illogical."

"Here we go. A nice hat."

Jimin places a cowboy hat that's similar to the sinner's hat, on my head.

"We aren't in the Wild West. We're in Korea." I state.

"You're not going to be here for long so hush up."