*Assistant Athletic Director Jim Cobbretti's POV*
"There were comedy acts,dance routines,and one kid even tried magic. I almost died of laughter when the kid's rabbit shit in his magician's hat.But,that was about all the excitement that I could pull out at this Talent-less Show. Then,the curtain went down and the lights went dim. I thought the show was over at this point. But,wait.No.One more act. It was Anna. That's right.She was going to play the piano. Apparently she plays very well. She was in my gym class last semester.
