I am a piano.
I wasn't always a piano. You can't be born a piano, you can't turn into a piano, but, somehow, I am a piano.
When I was a child, a human child, I dreamt of being a guitar. I would often pull my hair tight and attempt to play a tune (I say 'attempt'' because it is impossible to play your hair like a guitar, which you would know if you'd ever tried it).
One day I tried very hard to turn into a guitar, but I became a piano instead.
Being a piano hasn't been terrible. I do, however, always wonder what life would be like as a guitar.
That's just life though. You never get what you want. True happiness doesn't exist.
