For the people that are forced to wake up early;
If someone ever has the audacity to tell you "The early bird gets the worm," please respond with "The second mouse gets the cheese." I have gotten this to work all of one time. (Probably because I'm half asleep and too tired to remember to say it) It'll make the other person shut up. And it's great morbid humor when you actually think about it.
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Dawn Is Dawn
RandomI'm weird and people should know it! These are just my random thoughts and stuff. Please ignore. They're all terrible. Okay thanks!
