Pudd'nhead Wilson [Peter Wilson Mb/S]

Intro

*pops out of a cake*HELLO FROM THE CAKE!!!! *looks at the reader*you might be wondering how me,the beautiful oh so sexy,cuddly mother fucking adorbale hot blooded son of a hot blooded canidan man got his own book. It's easy really. Just hack into the admin's account and bam! New story!!

So let's do this. My name is Peter,Peter Wilson the son of Deadpool.

Now let's get this straight,I'm organically made. You see when a mommy and a daddy love eachother so much th-*camera cuts to static*

*camera turns back on*HEY!! NO ONE CUTS ME OFF WHEN I'M TALKING ABOUT THE BIRDS AND THE BEES!!*looks back the reader* now what else can I say oh yeah I'm fifteen,I'm a chimichanga addict, I got my dad's powers and spider powers, I dropped out of school,and my face claim is Tom Holland,but I never take off my mask for reasons that will probably be explained later on. Anyway bye bye*jumps on a horse*MAXIMUM EFFORT!!*rides into the sunset*

-Wislon eating a chimichanga