MITCH! my mom screamed as i desperately tried to get out of my soft all so cudly bed it was summer vacation yayyyyyyy! i was hoping that i would go well but instead i ended up going to a therapist and boot camp for illegaly doing something apparently takeing candy from a baby could get you in real big trouble???
i made my way downstairs and went outside and tried to avoid all contact (even from my parents) i walked through my street and as usual no kids well me and some kid from a collage that always and will always will be affended by me i dont know why but all i know is that i need to stop makeing friends that are super geniuses!
oh and then i saw that kid that has glasses and rides a bike pass my house everynight his name is jerome he lives just 3 blocks from me. i walk pass that collage kids house and as soon as he sees me he looses his FREAKIN MIND AND RUNS TOWARDS ME! MITCH! i start walking but man can that kid run?
hey hows it going? oh god why! im just packing my things. i look at him with a sorda happy face. REALLY... i mean oh im gonna miss u buddy? NOT! no im not leaveing im just moving to an other house. my smile fades away and my happiness is shoved down into the trash! oh..yagh thats uh great? FUCK U WERE ALMOST FREE :O oh well i gotta go.
i quickly run away before he tries to ask me one of those math questions that deal with the square root of. then strangest thing happened im walking then jerome comes riding his bike over me literally OVER-ME like he hits me falls off amd the bike keeps going o_O oh my god im so sorry man i didn't even see you! WELL SORRY DOESN'T SWEETEN MY TEA! why the fuck did u hit me with your bike?? he helps me up as i dust off my shirt i then see him just leave me there not checking if i have any brusises or concussions. HEY YOU CANT JUST LEAVE! i yell he looks at me says who? me you turkey! well you didn't die did u!
im this close to throwing him against a tree i dont know why but this guy is much more worse than a smarty pants sassy collage boy.
im not gonna waste my timw with you? OH YAGH WELL YOUR MOMS SO UGLY THAT EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE SCARED OF HER! he turns around and starts blabering to me. oh yagh well your face is weird! yagh well how bout i shove a rock in your face! how bout i shove it up your ass!
this time he acuelly leaves and just had to yell something at him. YAGH WELL I HOPE A RAT POPS OUT A WALL AND EATS YOUR FACE! i start walking home since that horse face kid ruined it. then i remember that that kid was jerome my mom opens the door for me and clobbers me with questions. jeromes mom called something about you calling his mom ugly! i have no clue. she starts tapping her foot wich could only mean one thing yep WASHING MY LITTLE BRO (in the tub) ¿¿¿
he starts splashing in the tub wetting me and im just sitting there like *dear god HALP MEH!
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Teen Fictionsince the day Jerome hit mitch with his bike mitch has hated him ever since but when he finds outh that jerome has problems of his own mitch will change his feelings for Jerome?
