A Pocket Full of Dreams

Yuhh Part 1

To be honest you can tell a lot about a person based on if they like raw broccoli or not, and I will always ask to make sure I'm not dealing with a psychopath. The truth of the matter is... if you like raw broccoli you are a freak and disgusting and that is all I have to say. You can argue with me, but God did not accidentally enlighten people back in the day to throw their vegetables into hot water.... There was a reason. Darwin's theory captures the essence of adaptation. Baby, if you can't adapt to the modern times, where we COOK our food, then you are not part of the "fittest."  Some might argue that it's a healthier and easier alternative to getting your vitamins in, however I say that you will never catch me eating the tough sewer-tasting mitten found in the produce section (or your garden if you're really ambitious). Thank you.

Now that we've got that cleared up I'd like to talk a little about me. Basically, I'm going to feed you my tinder bio and analyze each part. "I am just a nice Midwestern girl bopping to Christmas Trap." Let me tell you about Christmas trap, in case you haven't heard... You are missing out. All your favorite Christmas classics from "Santa Clause is Coming to Town"  to "Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy" can be found remixed with hella beats, bass, clapping, and hype vibes. It's something you really don't expect to find, but it's a nice surprise. I think the Midwestern girl part explains itself. I don't live near cornfields... but I do.

Next, we have "Confession: I memorized the quadratic formula to the melody of the National Anthem and it's always on repeat in my head." What can I say... I'm just an intellectual at heart. Also, I don't know the words to the National Anthem... but we don't talk about that. Anyway, this is the honest to God truth. Sometimes I'll be taking a test and you already know that I'm singing "negative B plus or minus the square root...."

Then we have the classic, "5'0.75" because I guess height matters..." Makes the men feel good bc chances are they are probably bigger than me.... height wise because baby we have a lot of personality and we are looking for an equal in that department. This is where my problem occurs. 

There's a lot of me to deal with. I will now list the pros and cons of me.

Pros: 

-Good at conversing for the most part because I'm good at connecting random things and finding relevance. This often can start a good conversation.

-WONDERFUL listener. I suck on every word like it's a cough drop (except not eucalyptus because I think I'm allergic to it). I love learning about people because I feel like it helps me grow as a person and I just love getting to know my friends and others.

-Sometimes a b can pop off with her look and really stunt.

-Love to embarrass  myself so I have pretty aight stories and I am willing to do whatevs whether its going to a store in a onsie, serenading my Spanish teacher, wearing a crab hat, wearing a virginity rocks shirt, etc. 

-Love to discuss. I won't clock you (unless you are being blatantly disrespectful) and I am willing to listen to your side and have a civilized discussion where we can educate one another.

-I try to be as woke as I can. I am very conscious of not politically incorrect words or phrases because yuhhh no one should feel attacked because that's bs. I want everyone I talk to to feel comfortable and happy. 

-I am polite. Catch me always being respectful to folks unless we're close bc then I will probs roast you, but know I love you.

-Surprisingly patient. I am so calm with children and people that others consider annoying. I think that everyone that is respectful deserves respect in return. As long as I'm not being wronged I'm pretty okay with folks. 

-I try to be optimistic so there's usually good vibes when I'm around.

-While I LOVE good tea, I will keep secrets and not be an ugly rat.

-It takes a lot for something to be TMI for me so I can basically discuss anything.

Cons:

-Sometimes I get emo af because my confidence isn't where it should be all the time, or my parents make me feel bad. Also I get sad when I feel like I'm missing out on opportunities. Life is really short and it makes me sad that I might not experience something.

-Obsessed with school. I will almost ALWAYS put school before all my relationships including: family, friends, etc. 

-Sometimes I have moments where I NEED attention and will spam my finsta, snaps, and texts. Then other times I just disappear.

-Emotionally unavailable when it comes to relationships. In theory I LOVE the idea of dating, but when it comes down to it I just get scared. I get queasy and overwhelmed if it starts going too fast and end it so fast. I blame my overprotective foreign parents. But here we are, and we just have to work with it.

Yes. So that's a little bit about me. Although I said I'm emotionally unavailable if you are a boy, or know a boy who shucks with my traits please hmu or tell them to hmu. Thank you. Tune in because we will do something with this.