Hannah watched in awe as Triscuit, the new boy, and her love, Jordan stroked the cows.
Triscuit had pulled a cracker out of his pocket, stroking the painting with it.
The triscuit cracker had chipped paint on Jordan's painting and Jordan gasped.
"I... I painted this with my anus!" He exclaimed sadly.
"All my hard work," He said, his voice shaky. "gone." He said, proceeding to pull a tissue out of his anus and wiping his eyes.
"Get out." He said to Triscuit.
"No." He stated simply.
"Fine, then I'm leaving!" Jordan yelled, tripping over his feet and running out of the house.
"Where's Witzegreuter!" Hannah yelled, running outside.
