Prijepolje Love Nest (NarutoxOC)

Fifth Chapter

I went home with Ed, he wanted to help me with Russian homework.

- Lara, it's so easy! Why don't you get it?!
~You just suck at explaining it, that's why!
-Maybe we should take a break...

I nodded. We went to my kitchen and, as always, he helped himself with hard liquor.

- Do you want some? And I'm not talking about alcohol ;-)?
~You are just joking, right? Ha, ha, ha...
-...riiiight...

That is strange...but he flirts with everyone, right? And he knows that Lily likes him, right?

-So, you wanna continue doing homework?
~Are you sober enough for that?
-It was just couple of shots, come on! I am not a light weight, duh!
~If you say so...

We went back to living room. I still think he's not sober, but whatever. It's not like I'm gonna learn anything anyway.

Maybe I should invite Lily. My thoughts were cut off by loud hiccups. I looked to my right, and saw Ed throwing himself on the couch and looking at me weirdly.

-Why so far away? Come closer ;-)!
I came coser to him, but it was not enough. He tapped couch on the place really close to him as a sign I should move closer. I moved too close that our tights were touching. He put his arm over my shoulders, looked me deeply in the eyes and said:
- Soo... wanna hook up?
~...Ha, ha, ha...what?
-You heard me, babygirl ;-)
~Erm, YOU ARE MY BFF! This is alcohol talking not you!

The atmosphere changed quickly.
-You know I love you, bitch...I ain't ever gonna stop loving you...BITCH
I laughed at that vine reference.

-You know once I wanted to run to school and take everybody's pants off, but Naruto caught me and took my pants off...not ONLY my pants, but my underwear as well. He started at me for a few seconds, winked and walked to class. I just stayed there sexually confused.
~Spill the tea, SISTER!
-Nothing that exciting, chill. While we're talking about sisters, I met James Charles (we all know Prijepolje has the best night life). He was drunk and he thought I was Ed Sheeran and asked me to sing New Man. He gave me $300. I spent it all on bitches.
~You are drunk...
-Now let's talk about you. Have you already hooked up with Mr. Dolphinovic?
~hoW DARE YOU! WHO DO YOU THINK I AM?!
-That was my conclusion, since you don't know Russian, but have the best grades.
~You ARE NOT GONNA INSULT ME IN MY OWN HOUSE! GET THE FUCK OUT!

I pushed him out, and he almost tripped over the threshold and fell over. I don't know what I'm going to do. He will tell Lily what happened. And she won't talk to me because, as always, he will twist my words and she will believe him because she likes him...