tomedd stories

drunken kisses

  Edd came home from the store, half expecting Tom to be on the couch drinking himself to death.
  He doesn't like seeing Tom like this, especially after Tord decided it was a dandy idea to start stuff with him. Tom saw Edd and didn't say anything and just flopped his arm around as if he was trying to wave. Tom just isn't himself when he's drunk.. Edd thought, then continued on to his room. But he felt a hand on his shoulder stop him, and slam him to the wall. It was Tom. "Tom, please, you need some rest." Edd told him. Tom didn't listen and then surprisingly kissed him. Edd didn't want to resist, he couldn't. He's had a crush on Tom since highschool and hasn't gone over it since then. So, Edd just kissed back, hoping this moment might last forever. Then a short time later, Tord and Matt walked in the door. Edd pushed Tom away quickly before...
  "Oh my god!" Tord exclaimed. Then he started laughing his little norwegian butt off. Matt just stood there, not knowing what to do with his life anymore. "SHUT UP!!" Edd shot back. Tord was pretty much on his knees now. Then, Edd had an idea. He rushed back to his room, got Matt's tiny paper mirror (idk ok Matt is most likely to have one of those don't murder me with canons), then taped it on Tord's back. Matt is obsessed with how he looks since he's overly narssisistic, and kissed his tiny little reflection, not realizing he basically kissed Tord's back. Tord turned as red as his hoodie and slapped Matt in the face. "Um..OW?!" Matt exclaimed in a sassy tone. Tord just gave him a look. Edd gave Tord an evil, but innocent, smile. "Laugh about that, you numbskull."
  "You shut your trap or I'll shut it for you." Tord said darkly.

lmao Tord is barely a threat xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddd