Scripts

Grounded

Grounded

Zorg and Zip are sitting on the couch and are very bored until Zip gets an idea.

Zip: *looks over at Zorg with a smirk* Hey Zorg.

Zorg:*looks over* Yah?

Zip: You just got you Flyers License right?

Zorg: Yah. I went to the Department of Unidentified Flying Objects last Thursday. Why do you ask?

Zip: Maybe we could take it for a spin?

Zorg: I would totally love to do that man, but my MOM doesn't want me flying on my own yet!

Zip: Dude, your moms way too protective.

Zorg: I mean, I got my license! I should be able to fly alone!

Zip: Totally!

Zorg: *sigh*

They sit there in silence for a bit.

Zip: Where is your mom anyways?

Zorg: Over at Blorp Mart.

Zip: Dude, you mom takes forever when she goes to the supermarket! We can totally make it home before her!

Zorg: I don't know. I don't want to get in trouble. I just got out from being grounded!

Zip: Come on! Just one little drive! She'll never know!

Zorg: *sigh* Fine.

Zip: Yes!

Zorg and Zip get in Zorgs UFO and fly off.

Zip: Wow! This thing is so cool!

Zorg: I know! This is one of sleekest designs they had in the shop!

Zip: When I get a UFO, I'm gonna get this! No, something better than this!

Zorg: Always trying to show off aren't you Zip.

Zip: Hey Zorg!

Zorg: Yah?

Zip: Wanna mess with some planets?

Zorg: What?

Zip: You know, blow some stuff up, mess with the gravity-

Zorg: Dude! No! If I'm caught doing this I'll be in enough trouble! I don't need to be caught blowing up planets!

Zip: You are so boring dude! It's fine to break the rules every now and again!

Zorg: Yah. When I broke the rules last time, I was grounded for 3 months, and it was your idea that got me in trouble!

Zip: Hey! Don't blame that on me man! You're the one that listened to me!

Zorg: You know what!-*sigh* Let's just enjoy the view and get home before my mom.

Zip: *sigh* Your no fun.

Zorg: Well you'll just have to deal with having no fun then, won't you.

Zip looks out the window, angry, when he sees a planet (Earth) and decides to mess with the planet

Zip: *sneaks over to the control panel behind Zorg and punches in Earth's coordinates and fires an "asteroid" at the planet.*

Zorg: *in shock and turns around* Oh my gosh! What did you do!?

Zip: I was just making this ride more fun! *hits the button three more times* Bam Bam Bam! Woohoo! Ha ha! Haaa...

Zorg: Oh-my gosh! Oh my-! What are we going to do!

Zip: Relax man! It'll be fine! Asteroids crash into Earth all the time! No one will know it was us!

Zorg: Zip! Zip it!

Zip: Oy Sorry!

Zorg: * Quickly speeds off and mumbles* What am I gonna do?! I'm gonna be on so much trouble!

Zip: Dude, relax. We'll be fine! Also, stop speeding, you'll get a ticket.

Zorg: *turns around and says angrily but softly, holding anger down* Zip, be quiet, ok? You just sent 4 asteroids towards a planet with living creatures on it, so you better shut your mouth because if we get caught, we'll get more than just a fine!

Zip: * rolls eyes and leans back in chair*

Soon after Zip and Zorg arrive at Zorgs house and Zorgs mom still hasn't arrived.

Zip: Yes! She's not home yet! Told you so!

Zorg: *gives Zip the death stare*

Zip: Quickly! Inside!

Zorg: What do you think I'm doing!

They run into the living room.

Zip: That was awesome dude!

Zorg: *Sits there staring at the ceiling.*

Zip: What? Are you still mad at me? Come on dude, that-

Zorg: ZIP! WE LITERALLY SHOT ASTEROIDS AT A PLANET AND PROBABLY KILLED THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE!

Blorth(Zorgs Mom): You did what now?

Zorg: *Turns around in shock* Mom! I can explain! I-

Blorth: *Hugs Zorg* Honey, I am so proud of you!

Zorg: *confused* Wait, what?

Blorth: You're growing up so fast!

Zorg: *looks at Zip confused*

Zip: *shrugs, also confused*

Zorg: *looks over at mom* But, mom. I probably killed thousands of people!

Blorth: Don't be silly honey! You probably killed millions of people with that UFO!

Zorg: *shocked*

Blorth: Honey, I always thought you weren't the type to like murdering mass populations with asteroids but I guess I was wrong!

Zorg: Umm, thanks...

Zip: I helped to!

Blorth: I think Zips wonderful personality is finally wearing onto you honey.

Zorg: But-

Blorth: You did drive without me though so you're grounded.

Zorg: *sigh* Ok.

Blorth: Oh, and Zip, your mom will be here in 5 minutes. You can wait outside if you want.

Zip: Ok Zorgs mom! * Runs outside*

Blorth: *sigh* Kids these days. Always getting into trouble.