We're sorryyyyyy

Jumin x Rae and Zen x Leo BROTP

Everyone's POV

Jumin and Rae were talkin' about cats when Leo and Zen were sitting at the other table talking about dogs because they were losers and thought dogs were better than cats JUST BECAUSE they were allergic. When Zen overheard Jumin mention something about cats being better than dogs, Zen slammed the table, causing an earthquake, and stood up to yell at Jumin. Jumin kept a straight face--straighter than he is--as Zen made a scene. Rae tried their best not to laugh out loud because their boyfriend was being a little shit towards their best friend. Leo just sat at the table Zen was previously at before starting a literal earthquake and kept drinking his rootbeer like a loser. Everyone else was drinking coffee besides Rae, they were drinking milk. Zen and Jumin are lame lol. Zen began to yell.

"JUMIN YOU LITTLE SIX-FOOT-TALL SHIT YOU TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT CATS BEING BETTER THAN DOGS YOU UNCULTURED SWINE." Zen yelled in anger. Jumin still had a staright face and stood up. He looked at Zen straight in the eyes.

"No," Jumin said. This caused Zen to shoot a loooooooooooooooooooooooooook at Rae and give them a look that says, Please help me murder this man even if you do agree with him please babe I just need you to agree with me for once I cannot let mister trust fund kid win this battle I NEED YOU TO HELP ME WITH THIS.

"Okay," Rae said, basically reading Zen's mind. Rae stood up and walked up to Zen. Before rae could act, Zen leaned down and planted a small kiss on Rae's nose which made Rae really flustered like WHoA HOLY SH I T- When rae came back to their senses, they looked at Jumin and said, "Sorry dude, but I need to stick with Zenny on this one."

"RAE I TRUSTED YOU W H Y- I EVEN BOUGHT YOU MILK," Jumin yells in anger. Leo looks over his shoukder and decides to leave the three of them to do whatever because he just wants to drink his rootbeer in peace. "Also, 'Zenny,' really?" Jumin says in confusion. He almost looks disgusted with the nickname, but that's just because he's secretly jealous he can't call Zen that hAHAHAH PLOT TWIST- Anyway back to the story.

Zen picked up Rae bridal style even though screw gender roles because uh Rae is a great alien human thing that Zen loves a lot and so yeah he just kind of picks them up and kisses their head because S O F T. Once Zen is done with the small kiss, Seven bursts in and yells, "YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL WITH MY SIBLING HANDSOME MAN!"

"wHY DOES NO ONE THINK I'M HANDSOME I- Well at least I have Elizabeth 3rd." Jumin sighed to himself. Leo, completely ignoring everything that just happened, snuck up behind Seven and gave him a hug around the waist because Leo is gay and loves his boyfriend a lot like whoa again holy he c k.

Seven wrapped his arms around where Leo's arms were because soft and then Seven looked back up at Zen who was still holding Rae and Seven said, "Man you're lucky they love you a lot or else I would be screaming a lot right now................ Please don't make that bad Rae I swear to dear Lord baby Jesus." Seven said glaring at Rae who had a mischievous look on their face. Zen looked at Rae then looked at Leo whose face was even more buried into Seven's back from how flustered he was. Jumin just stood there in utter confusion once again until he spoke up.

"So what the hell is going on now?" Jumin asks. Everyone looked at Jumin--including Yoosung and Jaehee who just randomly appeared for some reason. "Wait Assistant Kang when did you get here..? Am I high???" Jumin asks genuinely confused. "Just- Assistant Kang please pay for the drinks, that's all I ask."

"Okay."

"I'm using you're money," Jaehee says. Jumin doesn't even care because of how confused he was as of everything that happened in the past I don't know five minutes? Yeah let's go with that. Jaehee pays for everything and whoa what would you know the cashier is the attractive demon himself--Saeran! Saeran takes the money from Jaehee.

"Lolol you're never getting this back or else my cult will come to your homes and destroy you all. Have a nice night," Saeran says as Jaehee walks back to Jumin who's having a midlife crisis because of the last seven minutes (in heaven).

The ships live on. Zen x Rae, Seven x Leo, Jaehee x Money, Jumin x AAAAAAAA, Saeran x His Cult, and Yoosung x Games. They all live happily ever after.